Ay Boi

[skellydun]

????? march ?????? again ??????

[darnitjack]

When you're tired of being in the army

[impolitecanadian]

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

[lexalor3]

how DARE you keep this in the tags

[emy-san]

A hug makes everything better.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[cindyyyyyy]

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

[cindyyyyyy]

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

[bee-dot-exe]

I'm crying

[toastbutteregg]

i feel this on every level

[txttletale]

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

think irish people can't be pan

are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop

hunt and kill people for sport

play frunko's quest

think movies always have to be slimy

think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson

don't tag bibbles or togs

think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality

use the z-slur

participated in the srebenica massacre

are mutuals with steve

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[jumpingjacktrash]

fuck y’all for making me google this but also same

[thefatedflowerchild]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Have a sad little goat in the room when you play and, when a character dies, it gets to eat the character sheet.

[plotbunnyfarm]

a very important question for the @breadandthread crew: what breed of goat?

[breadandthread]

Oh hey it’s the perfect question for me, Liz/Mod Paper! I think beetal goats are the saddest looking

[probablybadrpgideas]

Touch the cursed artifact he hungy

[anonymouscomrade]

professional shithead and waste of carbon Andrew Tate tweets at Greta Thunberg about how many cars he has and how they're all gas guzzlers and asks her to contact him so he can tell her just how much they pollute

Thunberg is like "yeah bro email me at [email protected]"

after being ratioed harder than anyone ever has been or ever will be in the history of our species, Tate is so butthurt he posts a cringe-ass video in the saddest comeback a grown man has attempted

Romanian authorities determine by the presense of a certain chain's pizza box in the video that Andrew Tate is currently in their jurisdiction, where he and his brother are wanted for sex trafficking, and drag their asses out in handcuffs

[tabiheel]

girls when they dont have an outfit thats mega cute but also casual but weather appropriate but suitable for when you go inside and its warm and comfortable and but also a little special

[ginger-ale-official]

I didn’t know polar bears could have red fur sometimes. That’s pretty cool. Do you think he just eats a lot of shrimp or was he born this way?

[that-house]

[nitrosplicer]

for those confused:

the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he'd inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out

[anarch0possum]

i refuse to believe this guys dick is "~4.5in" in diameter. nobodys dick is that wide

[friendofthecrows]

NOT DIAMETER, CIRCUMFERENCE

4.5in diameter wouldn't fit in a mini m&ms tube 🙄

[anarch0possum]

well fuck me ive failed at penis math

[astro-b-o-y-d]

#you mean cylinder math

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

[wehaveallgotknives]

muscle tov

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

MUSCLE TOV IM SCREAMING 

[alwaysabeautifullife]

This was NOT how i planned to wish my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah but with that said I must share these additions to the post:

Happy First night of Hanukkah my friends

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse

[liberalsarecool]

Look at every city. The nicest buildings are usually the post office and the library.

We need libraries. They are a reflection of our society. Cops do not need more money, especially at the expense of libraries.

Eric Adams will never feel shame. He is drawn to decisions that are horrible for society.

[brucebocchi]

[greia]

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

[gordonsgottasleep]

I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe

[ludmithjacques]

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

[gunsandfireandshit]

Environmental storytelling