How Things Look When I’m High

I'm only allowed to update this blog when I'm high

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I’m gonna start shipping Mister Meseeks and Mister Poopybutthole

Mister Poopybutthole asked Mister Meseeks for a friend, and Mister Meseeks IS that friend

At their wedding, when Mister Meseeks is asked if he takes Mister Poopybutthole for his husband, he says “CAN DO!”

their married name is Mister Meseeks-Poopybutthole

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and I guess they have sex by Mister Poopybutthole spelunking in Mister Meseeks’s ass

[howthingslookwhenimhigh]

I’m gonna start shipping Mister Meseeks and Mister Poopybutthole

Mister Poopybutthole asked Mister Meseeks for a friend, and Mister Meseeks IS that friend

At their wedding, when Mister Meseeks is asked if he takes Mister Poopybutthole for his husband, he says “CAN DO!”

their married name is Mister Meseeks-Poopybutthole

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I can’t I see emperor kuzco being voiced by Chris Rock

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I should practice good habits like they’re hollow knight bosses

because it’s okay to fail if you learn each time

[byjove]

I think that misogynistic human misconceptions of all mothers selflessly loving their offspring and always knowing the perfect thing to do for them bleeds into a lot of animal rights bullshit. You see this a lot in opposition to pet spay aborts (‘my pregnant cat got depressed after they killed her unborn babies’) and criticisms of separating calves and piglets from their mothers’ in certain animal agriculture scenarios. Most animals are like “fuck they kids” if rearing their offspring is the least bit convenient for them, the situation is not ideal or the wild blows the wrong way. They’re hardwired to survive as individuals and the effort of rearing offspring to maturity is secondary to that goal.

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ARAs will be like “mother cows cry out in grief when separated from their babies” and cows will be like ‘vibes are off. this one smells wrong. think I’m just going to keep attacking it every time it tries to nurse from me’.

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A cat at the rescue I'm at is, in fact, a terrible mother. She lost one kitten and we gave another one to another cat. Like ma'am, take care of your children.

Even if you want to give human emotions to animals you have to acknowledge that there are humans that are terrible parents so why wouldn't animals have that option?

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Yeah. I think it’s interesting that cats are either the best moms ever and willing to run into burning buildings to save their kittens and adopt/nurse anything vaguely kitten shaped OR the worst moms ever and ready to abandon their kittens at the earliest possible convenience and possibly eat them if they’re stressed. It’s highly dependent on the situation the cat is in AND the individual cat. ‘Motherly instinct’ is not innate and universal in any species.

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I should write about animals eating their babies lol

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every kingdom hearts game looks at Sora and says “can we break this boi”

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JD Vance jerking off to Tucker Carlson fishing a green m&m out from between the couch cushions

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you guys are fucking sleeping on this one

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damn, Cloud went on his own whole Kingdom Hearts adventure and we only saw like five minutes of it

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maybe consciousness is just vibration

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JD Vance jerking off to Tucker Carlson fishing a green m&m out from between the couch cushions

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I can’t believe there’s a boss in Silksong who is literally hair in the drain

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rereading my fanfiction and worried I’m imagining it wrong

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pickle rice

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Maybe it’s good to write fanfiction cuz it helps me understand PEOPLE