The Trashiest Of All Trash

Come learn how to be Hamilton trash with me, the trashiest of all Hamilton trash

[howtobehamiltontrash]

The “Pants Song” has the same energy as “Break in a Blove” and honestly both are overlooked in their metaphorical meanings and underappreciated.

[incorrecthamiltonthemusical]

I'm trying to signal boost this. There's a blog called Dylsdomine which is a true crime blog. Some of her edits use Hamilton lyrics. This is especially offensive considering that some of her pictures are of Dylann Roof, who targeted POC. I want everyone in the Hamilton Community to know about this person and to try and get her blog shut down. Please signal boost this. We cannot let people use Lin Manuel Miranda's words for hate.

Signal boost the shit outta this guys

[shitaintworkingright-blog]

men who dress or act feminine are still men

women who dress or act masculine are still women

trans men who dress or act feminine are still men

trans women who dress or act masculine are still women

nonbinary people who dress or act feminine are still nonbinary

nonbinary people who dress or act masculine are still nonbinary

if this is a controversial or inappropriate statement to you then you don’t belong on my blog

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THE ENDING WHEN KAREN FLIPS HER SKIRT AND SAYS WORK GAVE ME CHILLS

[howtobehamiltontrash]

Jefferson: Do crabs think fish are flying?

Madison: How high are you?

Jefferson: 6'2.

[scampthecorgi]

Flashback to this time last year when Scamp was getting ready for the Tonys with his Hamilton gear!

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AARON BURR WAS ONE OF ONLY TWO AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTS KNOWN TO HAVE SHOT ANOTHER PERSON WITH A GUN WHILE THEY WERE VICE PRESIDENT

[rise-like-a-sparrow]

WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE

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DICK CHENEY IN 2006

[literalforklift]

[nuclearwintours-deactivated2024]

omg how do you youths not remember that cheney SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE

[howtobehamiltontrash]

Me: *refers to historical figures by their first name so others think we're long time friends or something*

[howtobehamiltontrash]

Hamilton characters as things I have actually said.

Alex: I may be small but I will fight.

Laurens: Your grandma can kiss my gay ass lmao

Lafayette: oui oui large baguette

Mulligan: B R A H B R A H

Burr: Honey you're at a ten I need you at a two.

Maria: This is about to get very NSFW you ready?

Peggy: *running around screaming* WEESNAW

Eliza: I'm not cute!

Angelica: You use feminist as an insult?

Washington: I am the fairy squad mother.

Madison: *coughs once* I AM DYING

Jefferson: Carry me in, I'm Fabulous.

[silenceatnight-deactivated20170]

Blow Us All Away

[quiet-onset]

THIS IS THE MAN IM IN LOVE WITH, WHAT

[lin4lin-ham4ham-deactivated2017]

CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOW DAH

[howtobehamiltontrash]

I cried real man tears😂😂😂

[howtobehamiltontrash]

my mom's comments on every act 1 hamilton song

Alexander Hamilton: this is about Alexander Hamilton I'm guessing

Aaron Burr, Sir: Stay away from that Hercules boy (me: mom he died a long time ago) still

My Shot: is this a drinking song or a song about guns (me: both)

The Story of Tonight: they're drunk

The Schuyler Sisters: id hate to be Peggy

Farmer Refuted: sea furry has a good voice (me: thayne jasperson?) yeah that guy

You'll Be Back: he's acting like he and the colonies are a couple (me: that's the point) oh

Right Hand Man: is this Thomas Jefferson

A Winter's Ball: don't hang out with these boys

Helpless: this is cute aww

Satisfied: "you strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied" is this a sexual innuendo

The Story of Tonight Reprise: they're very drunk now

Wait For It: wow. (Me: yeah pretty much)

Stay Alive: wait so he's at war now? "Alexander you're the closest friend I've got" they are in like two scenes together why are they so close

Ten Duel Commandments: why are they fighting each other is this war

Meet Me Inside: he's mad

That Would Be Enough: "how long have you known" known what?? (Me: she's pregnant) she cheated on him????

Guns and Ships: he talks fast

History Has It's Eyes On You: intense

Yorktown: did they win? (Me: yeah) ok

What Comes Next: ok so they broke up now?

Dear Theodosia: *tears up* I wish I loved you that much

NonStop: why is he non stop now I thought that he was going to spend time with his son (me: john laurens died) so?

[genericparadox]

Them: You still obsessing over fictional characters? Me: No. Me: Alexander Hamilton is not fictional.

[howtobehamiltontrash]

Ensemble: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9

Me: *holds breath*

Ensemble: it's the ten duel commandments

Me: thank god

[a-hamtrash]

Current mood: When you try to sing Farmer Refuted by yourself

[howtobehamiltontrash]

Aka my mood always

[koredria]

#Hamilton #HamiltonTheMusical

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I’M DYING LAUGHING

[shanisaur]

@repeat25331

[ghosttwunk-deactivated20180825]

WHAT WAS THAT

[howtobehamiltontrash]

It feels wrong to laugh but oh my😂😂☺️😂

[anthonylaurens]

[imagine--buddies]

wait what

[lafeyettegunsandships]

I’m pretty sure Daveed just forgot to move, which is of course fine, Anthony just improvised so he could get to his place.

[lesquiem]

This is the original for comparison

[hanna-lulu]

I’m crying

[optimysticals]

Petition to make the fix into the new standard :)

[actuallyclintbarton]

Honestly I feel like it’s probably less “Daveed forgot to move” and more “Anthony is tiny and decided to be ridiculous”

[howtobehamiltontrash]

This makes me uncontrollably happy