teehee

24 nonbinary dumbass, just kinda fuckin stupid all the time but in a sexy way

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[captain-price-returns]

“I hope we get half life 3!”

Geoff Keighley:

[grox]

Whatchu know about root beer floats

All sorts of shit.

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[hotvampireadjacent]

[targetedknowledge]

[caesarsaladinn]

“Psychologist G. Stanley Hall, one of the movement’s leaders, recommended that Christ himself be buffed up as a way of increasing Protestantism’s appeal. In a public opinion survey, Hall discovered that most viewers turned to words like “sick, unwashed, sissy, ugly, feeble” when presented with a standard painting of Christ on the cross. Hall advocated a Jesus with muscles and bulk, fighting back against his persecutors rather than succumbing meekly to crucifixion.”

[caesarsaladinn]

the canonical gospels won't tell you how Jesus peeled himself off the cross, ripped a thunderstruck centurion clean in half, then climbed back up there and died by choice like a man. I think it's in one of the gnostic ones though

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

The DJ at the white girl wedding playing Pink Pony Club followed by Espresso:

[spoony-has-moved-on]

There are two people pictured. Which are you implying is the DJ?

[ask-pacman]

Stupid bitch

[parkchanwoohoo]

Ted Kaczynski was a violent eugenicist and bigot

Whoa wow that's crazy. Did the Unabomber, of Unabombing fame, happen to do anything else problematic?

[t-800]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[communist-hatsunemiku]

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

[segamascott]

[crazysodomite]

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

[crazysodomite]

i dont even want to do this

[cryptotheism]

Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?

I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table

[pissvortex]

Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man

[pissvortex]

This was the joke for the record

[captain-price-returns]

*jumps at you with a wet thud*