Joined for the memes

stayed for the cool people he/him brazilian, between 27 and 32 - People should be nice - I have really bad memory - time here is -4 i think?

[jennypearseed]

mother mother fans are so hilarious they'll talk forever and ever about hayloft and put in in every fucking playlist that ever existed & then when i finally give in and listen to it i realize it's that shitty daddy's got a gun song

[jennypearseed]

peter i gotta admit you're one of my favorite followers

i have no clue how you found me, you just showed up one day. you reblog a lot of my stuff and sometimes add something good to it. i think at one point you had a header that was trans colored but i might be misremembering. occasionally you pop into my notes with 8 words that somehow come off super super coping like you're probably just contributing to my obviously deep analysis of mother mother but I can't stop imagining it coming from the whiniest mother mother fan ever

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[seygay]

mouten's mom must've been a the most beautiful woman in all the Middle Kingdom. wars were fought for her hand. cause how did you go from this to this?

[tredlocity]

[slunch]

[felixcloud6288]

Does anyone have any good recommendations for me to never get around to?

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Pekora Korone Calliope, “graduated” because you weren’t fucking “tuning in to her stream.”

[eufonius]

[collecting-clovers]

This person just told the story of their public execution and you're laughing.

[hood-ex]

[orteil42]

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[orteil42]

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[belindart-bin]

kim pine.

after having drawn ramona a couple years ago, i wanted to draw another character.