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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
Omg guys help
I was at this donut shop with a friend and all the bathrooms were full so I used the men's cause I was busting and when I walked she was just standing there and she just said, we'll talk about it later
What does that mean??? Does she now hate me???
someone very lovely sent me a kofi for a certain witcher getting a warm bath and/or a therapy session and who am i to refuse? uwu
Fair
Fair by The Amazing Devil. Okay bear with me here guys. There is absolutely nothing I could add to Joey’s beautiful fucking lyrics so this is my shot in the dark at something worth posting. It got kinda long too so like I hope y’all don’t hate it?
Warnings: accidental love confessions, decades of mututal pining condensed into one song, cute ass resolution tho
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Geralt jogged across the busy street and ducked into the back entrance to the bar Jaskier was playing at, running significantly later than usual, but at least he’d told Jask he might not make it. It seemed that his friend had drawn quite the crowd, so he took one of the few available seats in a far corner and sat back to watch.
Jaskier ran through his usual set with a couple new ones or crowd pleasing covers, even though he told Geralt he hated them. When he was winding down for the night someone shouted a song Geralt hadn’t heard before and Jaskier hesitated.
“C’mon! It’s so good!”
Jaskier chuckled and scanned the audience, his eyes never landing on Geralt even though he waved, “You know what? Fuck it. Fair it is.”
It seemed like the whole front half of the bar whooped and hollered in delight and it had Geralt on the edge of his seat. He thought he knew all of Jask’s songs.
As he started to pluck the intro, Jaskier settled onto the stool and it seemed the audience settled in with him, listening raptly as he began in the soft voice he used to sing Ciri lullabies with.
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An old geraskier drawing that I made for @vvitchering as a thank you for sending me a bunch of really cool halloween stamps back when we barely knew each other!! It’s fanart of her wonderful fic With Bated Breath which made me fall in love with Hannah’s writing because… it features letter writing… 💕
Bonus Geralt drawing herbs into his journal:
Geralt wake up after being deep in meditation to a certain bard weaving flowers into his hair. If he keeps the flowers in for the next three days that's just nobody's business
Jaskier sat cross legged opposite Geralt on the forest floor. It never ceased to amaze him, the trust that Geralt put in him. It had taken a long time for Geralt to meditate in front of him. He knew that the witcher was at his most vulnerable when he was meditating and in all honesty he’d never really expected this much from the man who couldn’t even admit they were friends.
But Jaskier knew better.
Geralt didn’t show his affection and love for others through words, not like Jaskier did. Jaskier was all words. There was rarely a moment when Jaskier wasn’t making some sort of noise. If he wasn’t talking or singing, then he was humming under his breath or scratching his quill against the pages of his notebook. Geralt on the other hand seemed to struggle express himself in words, at least to other humans. He had no problem wittering away to Roach when he thought that Jaskier wasn’t listening.
Geralt showed his love by sharing his coin, food and lodgings, by buying Jaskier new shoes when his were worn through, by making sure he carried healing supplies that weren’t lethal for humans. Geralt cared. He just spoke a different love language to Jaskier, and that was alright.
Jaskier gently reached out to cup Geralt’s cheek. The small frown on Geralt’s face softened under his touch. It wasn’t enough to pull the witcher out of his meditation but there was a trace of a smile tugging at his lips. Jaskier returned it fondly, even though Geralt couldn’t see him, before moving so he was sat behind Geralt. He sang a ballad of a fair maiden who fell in love with a monster under his breath as he began to comb out the tangles from Geralt’s hair with his fingers. Once that was done he got to his feet and began his hunt.
Geralt only stayed still long enough to do this when he was meditating so Jaskier always took complete advantage of the situation. It didn’t take long for him to have a decent bunch of wildflowers in his hands. He tried to pick the blue varieties but he hadn’t been able to resist a small collection of buttercups.
Everyone would know the witcher was his.
He carefully sectioned Geralt’s hair and his tongue slipped between his teeth as he began to weave a small braid along the side of Geralt’s head. Once he was satisfied with his work he moved on to repeat the process on the other side. He pulled both sections together in a simple plait on the back of Geralt’s head before tying it off with Geralt’s preferred black hair tie. He then carefully threaded the flowers into the braids until Geralt looked like the prettiest princess of the woods.
Jaskier pressed a kiss to the nape of Geralt’s neck then wrapped his arms around Geralt’s waist. He rested his head on Geralt’s back and closed his eyes. The witcher might be at his most vulnerable but Jaskier was there to make sure no harm came to him. Geralt would laugh if Jaskier ever voiced that particular thought aloud but he loved Geralt and he would protect him to the best of his ability, even if Geralt was a big old scary witcher.
“Did you put buttercups in my hair?” Geralt’s voice was hoarse and barely above a whisper but it still startled Jaskier.
“Maybe?”
“I can smell them.” Geralt mumbled.
“Oh?” Jaskier felt his cheeks heat up but Geralt squeezed his hand gently.
“Smells good.”
“Hmm.” Jaskier agreed and smiled against Geralt’s back.
By the time they reached the next town, three days later, Jaskier was smiling smugly as the townsfolk whispered and chattered amongst themselves pointing at the witcher who walked beside the bard.
The witcher with buttercups in his hair. _____
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gonna lick the moon crack
gonna slurp that sweet moon juice
I hate this so much...
Now I must reblog so everyone knows the horrors I've seen
i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown
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capitalism is going to fucking murder us all and the world is ending
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furry art
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worm of the hour
(based on this image…!)
All my mutuals.
to all my mutuals as well 😔😔 i am very bad at conversation
It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess
oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]
Kirby Kirby Kirby! That’s a name you should
fear
Kirby Kirby Kirby now you’ve summoned him here
He’s more than you think!
You better not blink
Kirby Kirby Kirby
Now
R U N
he’s comin riighht for ya
he’s comin a-riiiiiggghhht for ya
“you’re safe"s what you’ll think
but behind you there’s
PINK
He’s coming right for ya for suuure
RUN
*sax solo*
OOOOH KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY
COMIN FOR YOU
KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY
HE’S GONNA SLAY
DON’T BE FOOLED BY HIS SIZE,
HE’ll MAKE YOU BLEED FROM YOUR EYES,
KIRBY,
(KIRBY)
KIRBAAAAYYYYY
(KIRBY)
KIRBY
(KIRBY)
KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY NOW RUUUUUUUUUUUUN,
Right Back At Ya!
YEAH!
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“What can I help you with, King Dedede?
“I NEED AN EXORCIST TO VANQUISH THAT THERE KIRBY.”
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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist