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• e.j. • they/them • 19 •

[soupcorvus]

hi! my name is e.j! i use they/them pronouns and prefer masculine and gender-neutral titles.

i have a lot of characters that i sometimes talk about and draw, and this blog is really just for reblogs (as well as the occasional original text post). i have two other blogs, those being my art blog and my fandom blog, and there’s a lot more there than here, but this is my main. i also have a youtube channel that i occasionally post speedpaints on (and by “occasionally” i mean “once in a blue moon”). my past urls were (in this order) saltratbabie, soupratbabie, and soupcorvid.

here are the tags i use for my original posts:

e is vibing (for original text posts)

e is drawing (for posts with my finished drawings)

e is doodling (for posts with my less finished, more messy drawings)

e isn’t really vibing rn (for vent posts) (by all means feel free to blacklist this tag)

crow’s characters (for posts with my ocs in them/posts where i talk about my ocs) (i would prefer if nobody else used this tag for my characters as i made that tag for organizational purposes and people other than me using it kinda defeats the purpose of it)

my dms are open to mutuals, and my asks are open as well (anon is off though, sorry to anyone who wants to/has ever wanted to send an ask but is too shy to do so off anon! this choice is mostly to avoid anyone from being weird on anon, ik that the majority of anons are nice and not weird i’m just trying to be safe).

i do my best to tag any triggers that anyone might have, but if you see anything that triggers you and it isn’t tagged, you’re welcome to send a dm or ask letting me know, and i’ll tag it! you’re not bothering me at all by doing so, i just want people looking at my blog to feel comfortable. i tag all triggers as “(x) tw”.

thanks for reading :) hope you have a good day/night!

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[random-polls-123]

did anyone ever confess love to you?

yes

no

unsure

Voting ended onJun 5

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[scalycat]

OC checkpoint because I'm curious... What's the physical trait you like the most on your OC's face? A little detail you love paying attention to when you draw them. Their face just doesn't feel complete until you've added that thing. Tell me

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!

X

[cat-mermaid]

real talk, i saw this other vid 7 years ago where a trainer like this lady gave some of the most important physical health advice I ever heard that changed my life:

#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)

#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!

#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!

#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!

You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility so subtlety and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE

Start getting into these habits now, i don't care if you're 18/25/30/45/50 OR WHATEVER JUST START YOU WON'T REGRET IT!

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[greelin]

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[notsomeoneyouknow]

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

[teaboot]

^^^

[stantler]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[teddykaczynski]

i love you tiger balm

[rslashrats]

[thoughtportal]

numb hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

[kingcholerarefs]

290 FREE VARIOUS DISABILITY REFERENCES FOR ARTISTS

Several poses at multiple angles! Reference sheets are included

Download the pack on my Patreon

[smugpugchimera]

Yo check this out!

[pepa-is-drawing]

🪑🕸️💫

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]