JaytheGray

Bi Gray-Ace • they/it • funny 9ft cryptid • chaotic neutral • artist • lore eater • softie • Weirdo • bsfw • crystal witch • your Ace untie • 18+ • gremlin • keep your vibes in check I will bite you otherwise • trying to get my follower count to 100, just 8 more to go

[jenuinelyjesstdummithicc]

Neon body horrors fun. Art practice since I've been to busy lately to do anything but grind lol

[sootends]

they r going 2 eat him

[batsbr]

[heilmojito]

This is my new fav picture.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The best part about this is that it’s completely plausible that it’s a totally casual thing. The Justice League has to crash in a hotel room together and share a bed. We already know Diana has no qualms about sharing her bed with men without any sexual connotation to it. And Batman and Superman are bros (usually depending on your preferred continuity), so this is basically just Superfriends cuddling in bed like it’s casual.

[copperbadge]

They’re also on a fold-out sofa which suggests they are, in fact, in the basement of the Kent family home. 

Ma Kent is not going to be pleased when she sees all three of them are still wearing their shoes. 

[whetstonefires]

Clark: Would you relax?

Bruce: There’s an actual pillow right there.

Clark: Look, if you’re not comfortable…

Bruce: I’m never comfortable.

Diana: Both your flanks are guarded by people who can punch out mountains. Clark has super-hearing. You have literally never been safer in your life.

Bruce: Does Clark have super waking-up-if-there-are-ninjas powers?

Clark: Yes. Go to sleep.

[ablaske]

listen this is cannon and anyone willing to disagree can choke

[scipunk63]

Hes uncomfortable because theres no bat-alarm-clock, obviously.

[chipjrwibignaturals]

hey guys hows everyone doing today

[z9m2-deactivated20210707]

source

[godemp-deactivated20221024]

I do so love that he does not spill a single drop.

[jackscarab]

[robotlyra]

[teaboot]

[flowergirlmiwa]

New icon game is your icon a Girl

yes

let's go with that

uhmm hmmm I uhh

i mean, *I* think so. you may disagree and that's your thing

not necessarily

sometimes

rarely

No. It's not a Girl at all

it's so far removed from the idea of Girl that it's comical. Funny to me

I'm changing my icon to be a girl now brb

show girls. I mean results

Voting ended onMar 19, 2024

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

She’s so hot and men get sooo mad that he didn’t leave her when she gained some weight

[gunsandfireandshit]

fr I don't think certain types of men who posture as straight are even attracted to women "oh no, what if your wife ended up dummy thick too!"

^man clearly having a terrible time

[it-may-be-dull-but-im-determined]

To just put this in some context that makes it even more fucking awful and cruel - Keely Shaye Smith is Pierce Brosnan's second wife, they've been together for thirty years now and they have two sons plus his children from his first marriage, and he's spoken quite a lot about how lucky he's been to find happiness again with her after some absolutely brutal losses (and she's got quite an impressive CV of her own if you have a look - she's been an actress, TV presenter and environmental activist for decades).

He was with his first wife, the Aussie actress Cassandra Harris for seventeen years - he famously adored her (she was the one who wanted him to try for Bond originally), and they had a son and he adopted her two kids from her first marriage after their father died in 1986 (like I cannot stress how much tragedy there is in this situation). Cassandra died from ovarian cancer in 1991, four years after diagnosis - this was the same disease her own mother had died of, and what also go on to kill their daughter Charlotte in 2013, so he has been understandably devastated by this multiple times over.

This is not on any level the dude you want to be using as an example of 'why you should avoid marriage'.

[kristina100000]

[rambling-shark]

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

[cephalophor]

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

[cosmicibe]

mf aint even read the patch notes

[marleysfinest]

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

[teaboot]

Okay there all look great with the EXCEPTION of Howl's bed, are you kidding me

Look at that thang. The duvet, the pillowcases- that shit is embroidered and beaded to FUCK. That's your victorian great-great-grandmother's fanciest display sheets for the decorative guest room nobody ever uses. You roll over the wrong way on one of those appliqué czech glass flowers and lose a goddamn eye. Abrasive as hell. Too delicate to machine-wash, too, so the fabric itself gotta be tough like sandpaper. That, or frayed all to shit, like you shift a little in the night and get sequins falling all over like a drunk queen in a bouncy castle. You know I'm right. Look at him. Look at how he's sleeping and tell me that man's so much as SAT on those sheets in his life. My girl Sophie did her best but we all know that's his fancy interior design hashtag #aesthetic Instagram influencer background room. He doesn't SLEEP there, he sleeps on the couch or on the floor or in the reclined seat of his busted-out Subaru in the garage that hasn't worked right in five years cause he doesn't know what an oil change is. That's the room he uses for makeup tutorials and Shien Hauls (derogatory). Look at that man. Look at him for five seconds and tell me he isn't gonna wake up in an hour crying over snagged hair and floral imprints on his face. What the HELL Sophie baby that blowdried bitch has a twelve step twice daily skin care routine and you're RUINING it. Walked right past his twin size flannel futon in the corner down the hall and dumped him in the biggest bed she could find like a bedazzled roadkill possum. Didn't even put his bonnet on. Sophie I love you so much but first thing he does after he chips his nails clawing his way out of that thing is get your Amelia Bedilia ass. I'm so sorry

[minimal-effort-name]

This almost compares to that guy who wrote The Rant about hating Olaf

[teaboot]

you mean this guy

[blasphemous-nina]

The nuns who took care of the building are thrilled that skaters saved the church. They even let the skaters push them around on the skateboards.

[legalinthevoid]

I looked it up to verify and found not only that one but also

[the-errant-bard]

If they make another Tony Hawk, this needs to be in there

[hexmaniacmareen]

I wanted to read more about the nuns so here it is from their facebook page:

Also, the building is currently closed and theyre raising money to get the remodeling needed

https://sk8liborius.com/

[obeekris]

Nuns on skateboards - a bunch of holy rollers

[nydescynt]

I went to check out that GoFundMe, and there was an update/ new GFM because they were actually hit with a fire last year :(

Help Sk8 Liborius Rise From The Ashes, organized by David Blum

We are Sk8 Liborius and Liborius Urban Arts Studios (LUAS), a one-of-a-kind skate par… David Blum needs your support for Help Sk8 Liborius R

They're only at about 100k out of the million they're predicting to be able to rebuild, so if anyone is able to contribute and was wondering if they still needed help- they do, please help!

[iceespizza]

going insane (the twitter account shown in the photos is run by alex hirsch. it is NOT the official oregon parks department account.)

[adyophene]

Adam, the very first idiot

[acidumvalericc]

It's been quite a while since I last wrote something on tumblr, but I thought I'd post the character sheets in my mlp infection and here, in a whole bunch!! 🌈

[sepulchritude]

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

[agentquinn]

imagine the aliens really purchasing a kitten for one of their rough and world-weary scifi badass human companions and watching in helpless wonderment what ensues 

“she’s been cuddling that small animal for the past fifteen minutes just going ‘kitty, kitty’. did we - did we break our human?”

a more seasoned alien puts one of their tentacles around the younger one as the rest of the team gathers to watch their human make kissy noises. 

“no, kilrak,” the alien says. “we did good.” 

[frowningfox]

“Human-Steve! I have heard that today is the anniversary of your hatching! According to my human culture pamphlet, it is customary to set a sugary pastry on fire while chanting your species’ growth incantation and presenting sacrifices wrapped in shiny paper. I am afraid to ask, in case this ritual is sacred and this request therefor insensitive… but may I be allowed to participate? It sounds much more fascinating than molting.”

[anexperimentallife]

“Human Steve, I have read about your ritual dance called ‘The Hokey Pokey,’ performed mostly at mate-bonding celebrations after the guests reach an elevated level of intoxication. But Human Steve, how do I know WHICH left foot to put in, put out, and shake all about? I do not… Human Steve, why are you laughing?”

[captainarwenpond221b-deactivate]

“Human-Steve, you are… you are eating, but it is not one of your ritual fueling times. Are you dying? Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance? Do I need to get you better things to eat? Human-Steve, why are you trying to hide that food?”

[pleurocoelus]

But imagine the poor alien friend who buys a kitten for their human friend only to discover that the human is allergic to cats.

[pleurocoelus]

Alien: Human Steve, are you ill? You are sneezing.

Human: No, I’m just allergic to cats.

Alien: My apologies, I will remove the cat.

Human: No! Miss Whiskers is staying.

Alien: But the cat causes your immune system to malfunction, causing you distress.

Human: The! Kitty! Stays!

[jenuinelyjesstdummithicc]

God I'm in love with this thread lmao

[ivyspeaknow]

masc taylor is everything <3

[sincerelyyellingback]

what is masc about this look

[hexagon-club]

*sees woman wearing a plaid shirt*

"Getting a lot of man vibes from this"

[emstefani-deactivated20250906]

Nothing masc and this woman is straighter than a pencil.

[babydykestar-deactivated2026031]

[bloomflowersbloom]

some of ya are so fucking evil and inconsiderate i saw some meme about not giving up your seat on the bus for a woman who’s pregnant “because no one told them to get cummed in” comments saying “she shoulda fucked a richer man” bitch this person has a whole life inside of them and it’s a risk for a pregnant woman to be standing especially with how reckless some bus drivers are dont reblog shit like that on my timeline i will unfollow you that shits not funny at all and its very telling of the type of person you are

[atlamillia]

Hello! I really hate making posts like this, but the landlord of my apartment sent a vacate in 90 days notice to all residents on 2/22/24, because he decided to sell the building, so to cover moving fees and temporary housing I'm opening emergency commissions! Everything will be PWYW with a minimum of $10 for headshots and $15 for full bodies!

You can look at my normal prices and some art examples here: https://matsing.carrd.co/

I'm also changing everything in my sales folder on toyhouse to PWYW! https://toyhou.se/matsing/characters/folder:2174110

Alternatively, I've opened donations on my ko-fi if you're not interested in commissioning me but still wish to help. https://ko-fi.com/matsing/goal?g=0

If you're interested, please dm me!

[atlamillia]

I'm basically living paycheck to paycheck, so every bit really helps! Thanks so much to the people that have donated already.

[atlamillia]

UPDATE: 3/8/2024

Yesterday on 3/7/2024 everyone in my apartment building received a letter threatening to formally evict us if we do not pay rent or leave the premises by 3/13/2024, despite prior agreement with my dad to forego receiving the security deposit back and not having to pay rent during the 90 days we were given initially to move out.

The other tenants in the building also had similar arrangements. Additionally, we're receiving late fees and this threat of eviction despite our rent having always been due in the 3rd of every month. (It was only 4 days late upon receiving this notice.)

Because we used our normal rent money to get our utilities completely caught up, so y'know we can actually move out once we find a place, we're unable to pay it before 3/13.

I need $500 to cover the rest of the late rent cost they're charging us with, in order to avoid being evicted in less than a week.