Harry Potter Hump Drabbles

Official Tumblr account for hp_humpdrabbles at LiveJournal - a community that posts racy, saucy and naughty Harry Potter Hump Day drabbles.

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The Night Rounds of Snape and McGonagall

hp_humpdrabbles is holding a round-robin fest where Snape and McGonagall stumble upon racy situations. 

Come see our first round!  Read at Livejournal!

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Humps for Feb 10

HPHumpDrabbles is a Harry Potter drabble community that only posts on Wednesdays. Our goal is to provide a single ‘Hump Day’ offering of racy, suggestive, naughty and saucy drabbles that are centered around the Harry Potter fandom.

This week’s drabbles… DRACO/OFC, (R), EXARTEMARTE NARCISSA/REMUS, (R), NIGHTFALLTWEN NARCISSA DRAWBLE, (PG-13),GLITTER_PINK

Read at the LiveJournal community

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Humps for Feb 3

HPHumpDrabbles is a Harry Potter drabble community that only posts on Wednesdays. Our goal is to provide a single ‘Hump Day’ offering of racy, suggestive, naughty and saucy drabbles that are centered around the Harry Potter fandom.

This week’s drabbles… PERCY/OLIVER, (R), JOSEPHINESTONE HERMIONE/PERCY, (NC-17), EXARTEMARTE HARRY/HERMIONE, (NC-17), LRTHUNDER

Read at the LiveJournal community

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Mod Announcement

In April 2009, a small group of friends were chatting on Twitter about how the middle of the week was just the worst. Halfway between weekends, it felt like there was a gaping void on Wednesday. Being avid fanfiction writers and readers, they began to brainstorm about how hump day could be improved. "Smut!" And thus, HP_HUMPDRABBLES was born. It's nearly been seven years, and in that time, this community has grown from a small project among a few friends to a thriving,amazing community. None of us who were there at the beginning could have imagined how well received HP_HUMPDRABBLES would be in this little corner of fandom, and that is because of you. You were here every week, reading the amazing drabbles along with us. You wrote for the weekly hump posts. You participated in Humpfest, Hump Madness, and Humpathon, and helped make those events the great success they were. We're both blown away by your love for this community, a love we both share with you. Yet the time has come for us to step back and let someone new take the reins. This was a difficult decision for us, as this community is our baby, but neither of us are at a point in our lives where we have the time to devote to day to day modding, and we don't want the community to suffer for it. However, we've got two amazing people lined up to take the keys to the kingdom from us, and we know they'll do an amazing job here. We can't say goodbye without a hat tip and a big smooch for ELLE_BLESSING. She took the initiative and created this community from our crazy Twitter conversation. Even after she stepped aside as a mod a few years ago, she's remained a constant presence, and her unique and creative touch can be reflected in the amazing artwork and layouts at HP_HUMPDRABBLES. So from the bottom of our hearts, thank you for making this ride as steamy, sexy, smutty, and FUN as it has been. We look forward to watching this community continue to thrive from the sidelines. Keep on humping, friends! XOXO FIERY_FLAMINGO and LEIGH_ADAMS

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HPHumpDrabbles is proud to announce our 6th Annual Humpathon!! October 1 - 31, 2015 What is Humpathon? It is a drabbleathon, and specifically  at HP_HUMPDRABBLES , it’s a smutty, humpy, adult rated Harry Potter drabble extravaganza. You can leave prompts, fulfill prompts, or just read racy humps (and comment!). Everyone will get a banner for their time. All that we ask is that y'all respect each other and have tons of fun. So now, go forth. It’s time to be a little bit wicked…

Head on over to LiveJournal to check out the fun!

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HPHumpDrabbles is proud to announce our 6th Annual Humpathon!! October 1 - 31, 2015 What is Humpathon? It is a drabbleathon, and specifically  at HP_HUMPDRABBLES , it's a smutty, humpy, adult rated Harry Potter drabble extravaganza. You can leave prompts, fulfill prompts, or just read racy humps (and comment!). Everyone will get a banner for their time. All that we ask is that y'all respect each other and have tons of fun. So now, go forth. It’s time to be a little bit wicked...

Head on over to LiveJournal to check out the fun!

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Prompt claiming for the 2015 fest is now open! Head on over to LiveJournal to find out more!

(Please note: you MUST have a LiveJournal account to participate!)

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We’re proud to announce INTERHOUSE FEST 2015! Prompting begins on Monday, August 10th – head on over to LiveJournal to find out more!

TIMELINE Prompting: August 10 - 23 Sign-ups: August 24 - September 7 Due Date: October 29 Posting begins: November 2

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Humpfest 2015: Masterlist

That's a wrap on Humpfest 2015! This year, we had 22 stories written by 12 authors -- thank you to all who participated! Now that Humpfest is over, please feel free to repost your fics wherever you'd like and answer comments on your stories. If you haven't already, take some time and peruse this year's collection of stories. We think there's a little something for everyone, and what author doesn't love more feedback? ;) Our next event will be our annual HUMPATHON this fall. We'll be back on Wednesday, April 8th, with weekly Hump Day posts -- keep an eye out for prompts this weekend! So, without further ado... AMORETTE received: ♣ BOSSY by DIVAGONZO1 (Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger | NC-17) DOBBYDOBBS received: ♣ FAMOUSLY FEUDING by KATMARAJADE (Harry Potter/Gwenog Jones | R) ♣ FOR CHARITY by EXARTEMARTE (Multiple pairings | NC-17) EXARTEMARTE received: ♣ CURIOSITY by LIGHTOFDAYE (Harry Potter/Padma Patil | NC-17) ♣ POSE by DIVAGONZO1 (Multiple pairings | NC-17) GREYEYESBLUETOO received: ♣ FOR LOVE OF THE GAME by LEIGH_ADAMS (Marcus Flint/Katie Bell | R) KATMARAJADE received: ♣ KEEPING THE GLASSES by MOLLYWHEEZY (Percy Weasley/Audrey Weasley | R) KATMINX_FICS received: ♣ THE END OF ME by NEARLYCONSCIOUS (Cormac McLaggen/Romilda Vane | NC-17) LEIGH_ADAMS received: ♣ STRIPPING DOWN by KATMARAJADE (Percy Weasley/Padma Patil | R) ♣ ESCAPE by MOLLYWHEEZY (Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour | PG-13) LIGHTOFDAYE received: ♥ A FEW MORE MONTHS OF LIQUOR SCENTED HELL by ALLY_147 (Seamus Finnigan/Hermione Granger | R) LRTHUNDER received: ♣ LOCKER ROOM RENDEZVOUS by REEBY10 (Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley | NC-17) ♣ DEBAUCH by DIVAGONZO1 (Multiple pairings | NC-17) ♣ CAUGHT RED-HANDED by IDREAMOFDRACO (Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger | R) NEARLYCONSCIOUS received: ♣ THE PERFECT GIFT by LEIGH_ADAMS (Blaise Zabini/Victoire Delacour | R) NIGHTFALLTWEN received: ♣ TOUCH OF YOUR FINGERTIPS by LEIGH_ADAMS (Theodore Nott/Lily Luna Potter | R) OUTERCORNER received: ♣ CAUGHT RED-HANDED by IDREAMOFDRACO (Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger | R) RAGDOLL received: ♣ TWO WAYS by KATMARAJADE (Charlie Weasley/Alicia Spinnet | PG-13) REEBY10 received: ♣ HERMIONE TAKES CHARGE by EXARTEMARTE (Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley | NC-17) RHANEOFTERROR received: ♣ GETTING EVEN WITH SISTER by LRTHUNDER (Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass, Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass | NC-17) ♣ OUR GENTLE SIN by NEARLYCONSCIOUS (Daphne Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson | R) SHY_OF_REALITY received: ♣ OUTSIDE FRIGHTFUL, INSIDE DELIGHTFUL by LRTHUNDER (Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger | NC-17) UNSEEN1969 received: ♣ CEMETERY CELEBRATION by LTHUNDER (Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood | R)

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FIC: For Love of the Game (Marcus Flint/Katie Bell)

Recipient: GREYEYESBLUETOO Author: LEIGH_ADAMS Title: For Love of the Game Pairing: Marcus Flint/Katie Bell Word Count: 930 Rating: R Warnings: None Summary: Two highly competitive Quidditch captains go head-to-head. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is JKR’s. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Author’s Notes: This was a fun little ficlet to write, and I always enjoy playing with Marcus and Katie. I hope you enjoy this, GREYEYESBLUETOO!

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FIC: Stripping Down (Percy Weasley/Padma Patil)

Recipient: LEIGH_ADAMS Author: KATMARAJADE Title: Stripping Down Pairing: Percy Weasley/Padma Patil Word Count: 1487 Rating: R Warnings: None Summary: Percy tries to get back into his wife's good graces by performing his first ever striptease. Disclaimer: Sadly, neither of these great characters belongs to me. Author’s Notes: This lifts a bit of inspiration from a few of the prompts on your wish list, though it doesn't follow any of them exactly. I hope you enjoy it!

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FIC: Touch of Your Fingertips (Theodore Nott/Lily Luna Potter)

Recipient: NIGHTFALLTWEN Author: LEIGH_ADAMS Title: Touch of Your Fingertips Pairing: Theodore Nott/Lily Luna Potter Word Count: 782 Rating: R Warnings: Infidelity, public sex, cross-generational pairing Summary: Every girl has that one thing they just can't get enough of. For Lily, it's a man's hands. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is JKR’s. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Author’s Notes: Just a quick and dirty little ficlet. I tried to incorporate several of your prompts, NIGHTFALLTWEN, and I hope you like! ♥

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FIC: Outside Frightful, Inside Delightful (Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione)

Recipient: SHY_OF_REALITY Author: LRTHUNDER Title: Outside Frightful, Inside Delightful Pairing: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione Word Count: 764 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Sex in a semi-public area Summary: When a snowstorm strands Harry and Ginny in the Quidditch changing rooms, they take advantage of the situation. Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to any of the characters nor am I making any money off of this story. Author’s Notes: Post-Deathly Hallows, so Ginny is 17 in this story. For SHY_OF_REALITY's prompt: unexpected snowstorm.

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FIC: Two Ways (Charlie Weasley/Alicia Spinnet)

Recipient: RAGDOLL Author: KATMARAJADE Title: Two Ways Pairing: Charlie/Alicia Word Count: 1123 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: None Summary: Winning nights always ended in one of two ways for Alicia: fight or fuck. She didn't particularly care which. Disclaimer: Not mine!

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HPHumpDrabbles is proud to announce Humpfest 2015! 

For the entire month of March, we’ll be granting your dirtiest, smuttiest wishes.

Using the provided template, leave your wishlists at the LiveJournal community. You leave as specific or as vague requests as you like, but remember to leave plenty of options! WISHLIST REQUESTS MUST ABIDE BY COMMUNITY RULES!

Head on over to LJ and find out more!

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FIC: Cemetery Celebration (Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood)

Recipient: UNSEEN1969 Author: LRTHUNDER Title: Cemetery Celebration Pairing: Harry/Luna, past Harry/Ginny (implied) Word Count: 745 Rating: R Warnings: Public sex Summary: When Harry visits his parents' grave on Halloween, Luna joins him. Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to any of the characters, nor am I making any money off of this story. Author’s Notes: Takes place at least 2-3 years after Deathly Hallows, so Harry and Luna are both of age by a few years. The prompt I incorporated was: Visiting the cemetery. I hope it meets your expectations.

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FIC: The Perfect Gift (Blaise Zabini/Victoire Weasley)

Recipient: nearlyconscious Author: leigh_adams Title: The Perfect Gift Pairing: Blaise Zabini/Victoire Weasley (background Blaise Zabini/Pansy Parkinson) Word Count: 1,350 Rating: R Warnings: Consensual infidelity, cross-generational pairing Summary: When it came to her husband, Pansy knew everything. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is JKR’s. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Author’s Notes: This is brought to you thanks to my snow day! A day off work means a day of writing. This fic also has influences from House of Cards, as I just finished the new season last night. NEARLYCONSCIOUS, I tried to incorporate several of your requested kinks and pairings. I hope you enjoy!

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