a kind of magic

this used to be a one direction blog but now it's just memes

[everythingfox]

(via)

[redrattlers]

luke hemmings in a turtleneck 💭💭

[sixthrock]

i got one of those self cleaning litter boxes a few months ago and while Yoohoo is pretty good at using it he does NOT like the sound the poop rake makes when it moves. now the thing about this litterbox is that it can detect movement and won’t activate itself until about ten minutes after the cat has vacated it. yoohoo has apparently figured out that if he makes a huge vaguely cat sized pile of litter right in the middle he can fool the litterbox into thinking it is still occupied and the poop rake will never activate. this is the third time i have had to destroy his carefully constructed poop decoy and i would officially like to trade in my cat for an otherwise identical but noticeably stupider one, incapable of pulling these ferris beuller shenanigans on me each morning

[sixthrock]

the face of a man who escaped from alcatraz in a past life

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

me when i get off a rollercoaster

[nerdjpg]

[ceruleandaydream]

[bob-belcher]

Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! (x)

[spoonmeb]

i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. 

[saturnineaqua]

Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed

[yemme]

People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro. 

[lejendxoxo-deactivated20191028]

Love this man

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[antiandrogen]

fjdjshdkjdjfsk

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

behold the most moving voice acting of all time

[yahenni]

IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAH;yi

what ah you so excaitedabaaht MAYQUAY

eeeh eeh eeeh

mmmmh i think i’ll adopt it and takeit withmeeeeehhh

[sushinfood]

i always watch this like five times whenever it comes back around

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[nardacci-does-art]

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[woifiecindy]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

[aeonlamb]

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

[aeonlamb]

i may be stupid

[childhoodruiner]

source

[awesomefitnessrecipes]

Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

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[notmusa]

does anybody know how long the sauces keep in the fridge if u wanna make them ahead