Hroodt of the Gaar

hi hello gay pirates | Rowan | he/him

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[fag-frog]

Are you really a frog?!??!? I find that sexy as fuuuuuuuuck!!! *smooch*

(Blushes intensively)

Oh, uh, uhm, uh, uhm

(Sees you fall over from the toxins on my skin)

[gay-systemdeez]

Oof ouch the toxins I didn't think of that. *dies*

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.

[puppygirllaika]

i used to know someone who had actually worked extensively on the Hanford nuclear site cleanup, and she once told me she would feel perfectly safe driving right next to a nuclear fuel transport truck, but when she sees a tanker truck she avoids it like the plague, because they got to see the difference in first-hand demonstrations and it was terrifying.

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[kushblazer666]

[dambiex]

anonymoos

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[lethalwizard]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[sentienttoast]

I think about Matti every day