I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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AnasAbdin
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Misplaced Lens Cap

Andulka
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@hroodtgaar
I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog
Are you really a frog?!??!? I find that sexy as fuuuuuuuuck!!! *smooch*
(Blushes intensively)
Oh, uh, uhm, uh, uhm
(Sees you fall over from the toxins on my skin)
Oof ouch the toxins I didn't think of that. *dies*
every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.
meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.
i used to know someone who had actually worked extensively on the Hanford nuclear site cleanup, and she once told me she would feel perfectly safe driving right next to a nuclear fuel transport truck, but when she sees a tanker truck she avoids it like the plague, because they got to see the difference in first-hand demonstrations and it was terrifying.
Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas
anonymoos
oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image
Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy
As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want
Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods… change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
is the willem dafoe fish sexy
yes, he is sexy
he is kind of sexy for a fish
no, he is not sexy
is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"
yes, he is fish sexy
he is fish sexy for a human
no, he is not fish sexy
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
I think about Matti every day