Tender Moments with old man Michael Myers
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Household chores. Hear me out, he loves feeling normal. Doing the mundane things makes him feel normal. Laundry, raking leaves, doing dishes. Anything that he's seen couples do together.
Movie Nights. Surprise, surprise. Michael loves horror movies. But he's willing to forgo if it's not your thing. Has been known to just casually throw on musicals. He has a penchant for Meet me in St Louis. But don't bring it up.
Shopping. Let's assume you take Michael far away from the town of Haddonfield. Somewhere his face isn't plastered on ever window. He doesn't like the actual shopping part of shopping, but he loves being around you. Scary dog privilege.
Sleeping. Okay, yes he loves cuddling. Fight me. Holding you in his arms reminds him that you are real. Not a drug induced dream, a figment of his imagination. Your physical presence so close to him grounds him.
Pumpkin Carving. Yeah, yeah. How very cliche. But really, he loves doing halloween activities with you. Reminds him of his childhood years before the incident. He isn't a big fan of big halloween parties, so avoid those.
Cat Cafés. Michael Myers loves cats. A lot more than dogs (seriously, don't let him around dogs) But holy hell, when you told him about cat cafés, his mind was blown. I don’t care how far it is, take the old man to a cat café..
PDA. Bordering on not tender is his overwhelming desire to touch you. Hand holding, hugging from behind, kissing. Anything that let's people know you're taken. As had full blown makeout sessions in front of coworkers.
Walks. Don't forget to take your Michael out for walkies. He gets restless if you don't. Unlike Jason, he isn't found of nature walks. He's more of a park person. If you two live in a more secluded area, he might enjoy it. As long as it's not cold.
Massage. Speaking of cold, his old man bones set up bad during cold days. At first, in the beginning of your relationship, he is skeptical to have you touch him. He will still be at the point where human contact is not always mean affection. But give it a month or so, and he will warm up to it. Expect him to randomly sit between your legs and push his shoulders into you. This is your sign to rub his shoulders.
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