Secret lesbo blog

23. he/him. Dysphoric butch lesbian.

[hrt-butch]

New blog, restarting myself. Basic rules to follow:

1. The only men I don't want here are cishet. This does NOT include ace/aro. Strictly cisHET men.

2. I do not want minors flirting with me. Just...no. I am an adult. Flirt with someone your own age.

3. Men do not flirt with me. I WILL block you.

Moving on from that, basic facts about me:

1. I am 3 years on T, as of Jan. 11, 2023.

2. I am USAmerican

3. I LOVE cats. Please send me cat pics.

4. I fucking hate Men.

My red flags lmao:

1. I actively enjoy homestuck BUT with criticism.

2. I enjoy spicy food to the point it's an issue.

3. I am so fuckin mentally ill. There are days where I am borderline apathetic.

[queerism1969]

[feral-and-or-horny]

[sapphic-hearts]

I just want to hold a woman's hand and tenderly kiss her lips 💞

[elierlick]

Always be on the lookout for scams like this!

[butchfagminotaur]

butch buildin mwah 😘

[hrt-butch]

Hey babes I would really lov if anyone could help me out.

Me an my family really need help.

If you can't/don't like to use GoFundMe, my fiancees cashapp is $SuperUnholy. (she requests that I make sure to have y'all put something like "for food/bills"

Help a family of 3 stay afloat!, organized by Kasey White

Hey all! My fiancee, her mom and I desperately need help.  We are struggling to be able to… Kasey White needs your support for Help a family

[wlwife]

Lesbian gender fuckery is my favorite. I love my gender being a lesbian, I love being a boy dyke, I adore being called boyfriend! I love being a lesbian!!!

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[pheebheaux]

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

[j-uwu-ish]

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

[brunhiddensmusings]

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

[aneternalfangirl]

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

[sanscarte]

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

[butch-of-the-blades]

Y E S

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

[party-gilmore]

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

[rururinchan]

The true wlw miscommunication romcom we deserve

[coindraws]

discreet is my middle name

[coindraws]

I hope I win the grange display

[coindraws]

the holy trinity

[coindraws]

and the saga continues

[coindraws]

This post just doesn’t die so I’m reblogging it for the last time on here

[pirateprincessjess]

Y’all! The city council for Kansas Missouri just introduced a resolution to make the city a sanctuary city for transgender people! This is fantastic because this could provide legal protection for trans people in Missouri who are receiving trans healthcare!

I know it’s not helpful for the trans people aren’t located near Kansas City, but this will still help protect a lot of transgender people and that’s an amazing first step!

[acoustic-punk]

Today’s court fit! Someone called me racist against landlords. That’s not true! I hate them all equally!

[charlesoberonn]

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

[charlesoberonn]

This is the one!

It's by Jessica Warrick.

[charlesoberonn]

Jessica if you're seeing this, please give us more of them.

[greelin]

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

[greelin]

love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

[ffuscous]

“Back Off Boys, They’re Butch!”

10 themed pin-up intaglio prints, each ~2”x3”

[respectissexy]

Snoop Dogg expressing solidarity with the writer's strike and explicitly tying their struggle to the struggle of recording artists to get paid in the streaming music era.

[sparklemaia]

Happy World Coming Out Day! As usual, my workaround for vulnerable, personal conversations is "I'll just make a comic about it and give it to everyone all at once," would recommend 👍

[texaschainsawmasc-deactivated20]

Every time I get called a fat ugly dyke/fag in my asks I post another selfie. Why punish the fellow dykes, ya know?

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