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Hey, everyone. Y and Z here here to spill all. Got any juicy gossip? Speculating on some romances brewing in the castle? We're the ones to go to. Send us a message and tell us what you know!

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Also, I heard that Albus has been hanging out with that Alex Winters girl, anything to spill there?

My my, Albus is moving onto someone else. I wonder what poor Mallory will do to Alex. I’ll be grabbing my popcorn shortly!

come give me more gossip

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What's the deal with Mallory and Albus? She's been going around telling people that her and Albus are screwing, but I heard that he's not interested in her at all.

What a dilluiousional little girl Mallory is. I’d be careful of her, she may seem sweet and innocent but there’s definitely a reason she’s a Slytherin.

come send more gossip my way

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Come send me some juicy gossip that has been floating around Hogwarts lately. I am ready to start some fire.

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Who are some of your crackships? I sort of ship Phoenix with Mallory, even though we all know that will NEVER happen.

Phoenix and Mallory, definitely an interesting mix to say the least. If only Mallory could get her eyes darted away from Albus for one second to notice the guy right infront of her. I am also a personal favorite of Albus and Scorpius, I think they know more than just the average duo knows about each other. 

come give me more dirty little secrets or ask me for my opinion… i’ll be waiting

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“So, in a move that everyone saw coming, Ravenclaw Seeker Louis Weasley caught the snitch. The ending score was 310 to 60. It looks like Scorpius’ decision not to play in the game really let his team down. It’ll be interesting to see how both teams take it. Got any gossip for us about the game?”

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Wow, the Slytherin boys really seem to have it in for poor Scorpius...

Poor Scorpius. I’m afraid his fellow classmates aren’t going to understand. He’s going to have a fun time trying to brush this off.

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X really went for the throat with Scorpius. Poor kid. Do you think the 'puffs bought it?

He really did. I think everyone is a bit suspicious of what’s going on with him, or at least everyone who has a brain. He’s going to have to work on his lying if he wants to keep his secret.

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What's up with Scorpius not playing?

I’ve heard he messed up his shoulder, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a trick and manipulation from X. God, they’re evily perfect. But guess Daddy Malfoy won’t be very happy with their son.

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And that is another 10 points for Ravenclaw, putting Ravenclaw once again back in the lead. Seems to me that someone needs to be catching the snitch right about now or sending me some juicy gossip about this match or I’ll be falling asleep. 

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RA RA RAVENCLAW! RA RA RAVENCLAW! No way they can lose this!

Well, I am glad you think that, because they’re in the lead. I mean, of course they are, there was a HUGE scene with Hufflepuff’s captain, Scorpius Malfoy, not playing…

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Well, it looks like Ravenclaw is currently in the lead. The score is 60 to 30. Can Hufflepuff pull ahead? Send us your thoughts.

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Got any scoop on Marisha and James?

Well, I’ve seen the flirting between the two as I float around the hallway. I think it seems as if James is crushing hard on her, but is Marisha crushing back?

Come ask me some more

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What's up with Mallory and Albus?

I love the complicated love story between Albus and Mallory Even if it is only a one sided love story. It still amuses me every day when I see those two interact, obviously everyone can tell only one of them is interested in the other. *Cough, cough* Mallory…

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Come tell me me all those secrets and gossip floating down the halls. i know there’s some!

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Whoa! Did you see what went down between Fred and Izabela? I thought he would never settle down with just one person.

You know some people change, but that is definitely a shocking turn of events. i’d love to see if he can stay tied down as well.

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Ok, but Cameron and Lily? DAFUCK IS THAT ABOUT?!

They could be cute. That is, if Cameron can survive Lily’s older brothers. I won’t be surprised if James scares Cameron out of Hogwarts. I don’t think Cameron truly knows what he is getting into. Same with Lily. 

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Anyone know what's up with Fred and Izabela?

I’m not entirely sure what’s going on. Fred totally has it hard for Izabela. I personally can not wait to see how it works out. They’ll either become Hogwart’s cutest couple or completely crash and burn. Either way, I can’t wait to see how they turn out.