you’re always the car crash

bottom of the ninth, and you're the only guy left on the bench... sorry, but i’d rather have you, cursed or not.

[nocontextchuck]

[nocontextchuck]

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

chuck nbc is so funny because chuck is living in a high suspense spy movie surrounded by tall beautiful people both at home and on the job where the worst thing ever happens to him every day and then he goes to his day job at the buymore and everyone there is living in a sitcom/workplace comedy full of weird little gremlins and subway commercials who think chuck is the most normal guy there

[samlickereightyone]

[putrefae]

[thisautistic]

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[medievalthymes]

[cereal-phan]

So, this is from phil is not on fire (the first) Pay attention to the pillow (sorry about the lion in the way) in the first shot. It’s laying on the bed. And look at Phil and Dan’s noses, how black the marker is. Then in the next shot, the pillow is standing up and both of their noses are heavily missing marker. Can you say “Phan”?

Also, this video was literally filmed ONE DAY after they met irl and that just makes it so much more precious to me.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: june 1st, 2015

[ruicui]

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[treecitysessions]

[tiktaalic]

-goes to the brothers fighting show

-asks if they have fratricide in their cain storyline

-showrunner asks what I mean

-spend ten minutes explaining fraticide

-he laughs. “it’s good cain storyline sir”

-goes to the cain storyline

-it’s about wives

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

at the end of the day che guevara said "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality."

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[worstgirlintheworld]

he had suchhh a way with words