Gamzee Makara deserved to be written better

Finished reading Homestuck... this is my life now

[indigonite]

Happy another homestuck day for those who still practice it

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[cheseownya]

pm dump

[egberts]

homestuck day observed

[egberts]

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

[lolitslloyd]

the kringlewhat

[corvidmancer]

This thing

[thediscossessed]

I don't extoll my Homestuck roots often, but I'm eternally grateful for that webcomic teaching me at a young impressionable age that the zodiacs are completely fucking useless

[jazze-bee]

only the chosen one may draw the sword from the bird

[vedajuno]

you’ll never believe what I am choosing to start reading now, for the first time ever, in the year of 2K25

[vedajuno]

got absolutely jumpscared seeing this motherfucker show up out of the blue I had no idea that he was from Homestuck specifically I though he was from like. Life

[vedajuno]

the entire next 70,000 pages of this comic could just be these two morons fucking around with each other like this and I would still be satisfied honestly

[vedajuno]

I actually started playing Earthbound sometime last year and so far it’s been a very similar experience, in that I’ve made fun of people comparing every single RPG ever made to Earthbound for almost ten years, but then actually playing it was just a constant stream of “oh my god, I’ve played SO MANY GAMES in my life that are all just directly lifting THIS EXACT BIT”

[vedajuno]

[vedajuno]

god I really REALLY hope that the Midnight Crew thing is not a premonition of how complicated Time Travel Bullshit is going to get in this series. this is just an intermission. they’re not gonna REALLY make you follow all that, it’s gonna be fine

well i’m sure that guys not important

[vedajuno]

new moron to moron communication just dropped, I will be taking 80,000 more pages of whatever’s happening between Dipshit 1 and Dipshit 2 here as well thank you

[vedajuno]

been trying to work out whether the time travel bullshit elements of Homestuck are Closed Loop (events are recursive, you can’t “change” the future because everything that would affect the past or future has already happened) or Open Loop (events branch into timelines, and actions taken can create entirely new timelines over old ones) and every page I read is introducing the slowly more horrifying idea that it might somehow be both of them at once

[vedajuno]

there is a multiple page extended reference to Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden in this comic, which fucks me up because I can’t believe that game predates this comic by two years, but also explains SO MUCH of the writing style. the sense of humor in both of these series is IDENTICAL

[vedajuno]

most of the appeal of this comic for me is just watching it smash different flavored idiots together and seeing them combine into a new dumbass dynamic every time

[vedajuno]

this series presents an incredibly intriguing form of the “how does christmas as a holiday exist in fictional works where Jesus Christ obviously wouldn’t exist” thought experiment by portraying a world in which all of the practices and paraphernalia of Juggalos exist but the Insane Clown Posse just doesn’t

[vedajuno]

the very first piece of info about Vriska we learn being that she has like twelve different character sheets and endless pages of campaign ideas for different TTRPGs that no one she knows wants to run with her is a stroke of genius; it’s a look into her psyche that explains literally everything else she does from that point on

[vedajuno]

‼️ FORK SPOTTED IN KITCHEN ‼️

[vedajuno]

this is both 1) not an unreasonable thing for Eridan to conclude, considering that most of the women in his social circles are, in fact, actively attempting to kill each other at any given time, and b) a REAL case of having a nail-shaped problem and suddenly seeing everyone around you as angry hammers

[vedajuno]

why did not one of you motherfuckers tell me that Megalovania was originally written in the Mega Man X soundfont. every song on planet earth should be written in the Mega Man X soundfont

[vedajuno]

something I really appreciate about the trolls is how deeply rooted they each are in being different archetypes of Forum People, like I know for a fact the author KNEW and HATED some of these motherfuckers in real life. no other comic is out here asking questions like “what if that one furry RP blogger who absolutely positively will not stop posting in character no matter the context AND that racist weirdo who gets into thread-clogging arguments all the time because he types every argument like a Final Fantasy villain were bestieeeeeeeees <3”

[vedajuno]

Nepeta and Equius in that one part

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[calamitascalliope]

[footlongdingledong2]

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[sicknastyjr]

Vivziepop really should voice vriska if only for the fact it would be the single most polarizing thing ever and would piss off almost everybody in some way which is what I believe vriska's legacy boils down to

[relaxxattack]

sometimes tiktok is actually incredibly good

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It took me way too long to notice that there's only one actor

[beemovieerotica]

how is your personal 9/11, the homestuck shit

i've never actually read homestuck, all i know is that there are gray people with horns but my spouse is trying to psyop more knowledge into me by saying things like "let's get our buckets ready" the meaning of which i can only speculate on

[redrook]

do you not want us filling buckets? do you think we should just get culled like some weakass grub when the imperial drones come calling?????

[redrook]

just realized this fucking bigot's actual problem is that my matesprit is a rustblood and I'm a tyrianblood, and doesn't think our illicit union should be contributed to the mother grub's genetic slurry

@coyotemaximum you sicken me

[coyotemaximum]

hey hey hey let's not jump to conclusions here, i've got no problem with who does what with who. i'm a jadeblood, and of the opinion that slurry is slurry and anything's good and all that. i'm just sayin' i think if your matesprit doesn't even know what it means then maybe there might be an issue there

[redrook]

@coyotemaximum sorry not all of us had a virgin mother grub as our lusus to teach us about the concupiscent quadrants and the imperial cull drones and the buckets.

at least the rest of our lusii actually make it past 7 sweeps old.

[amyfevernight]

HOMESTUCKS. I GIVE YOU FOOD.

THE UNOFFICIAL HOMESTUCK COLLECTION ARCHIVE (ver. 2.7.1) : Bambosh, GiovanH, Andrew Hussie : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet

This is an archive of Version 2.7.1 (the latest version as of time of writing but is also a pre-release so expect a shake or two) of the Uno

I OFFER THIS TO YOU. GO, AND SBURB TO THE EXTREME.

AVALIABLE IN WINDOWS, MAC AND LINUX.

HAS SOURCE CODE AND ASSET PACK IN IT.

[gl1tchtast1c]

[internalscreaming247]

I feel like something happened.

[coccodoodles]