What's a gender? Can I eat it?

"But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you."

[duboisdraws]

My favourite part of Castlevania are the sweet fight scenes. I can’t make anything that crazy but I had fun making a little something.

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[neonprotagonist]

taz and cr are both fantastic shows but are still genuinely like, the worst way to be introduced to dnd if you plan on playing because one of them just calvinballs everything and the other one has a cast full of professional story writers voice actors and a dm with more experience than some of us have years in our life and comparing your own game to theirs is a suicide mission

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Honestly I am a huge proponent of calvinballing your tabletop; the system is all well and good but at the end of the day it’s here to facilitate the most important thing: having fun with your friends

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[percyhoneybee]

Can I just say that y'all sharing your positive experiences with therapy are extremely important? I had a Bad therapist in high school and I’m only just now (almost a decade later) considering trying therapy again, largely in thanks to people who talk openly about their treatment and how it helps them.

So like, thanks dudes.

[missjukebox8bit]

I vividly remember that one time my old therapist decided to spend an entire session trying to destroy me in UNO and by the end i had like 24 cards in my hand

[unnameablethings]

Me: idk i just dont want to cause problems for anyone

my therapist, Nathan, who is a gift: so u want to be a hermit who lives alone in the woods??? You wanna just never speak to another human???

me: OK A Y WHEN U SAY IT LIKE THAT IT SOUNDS DUMB

[jordanimate]

TWRP - Starlight Brigade Ft. Dan Avidan

My friends Michael, Elle, India, Tibbs and Epi animated on this Music video!! Please share it around <3 I’m so proud of them!! c:

Edit: For the fan’s information, the main character’s name is Strive.

[mar64ds]

Max: I’m fucking gay you stupid asshole!

[onemegawatt]

Some cotton birds and their evolutions from my crossbreed zines! Swablu line is one of my top favorites, I love its design to bits. The zines are available to purchase at my shop: http://onemegawatt.tictail.com/

[youyuening]

[catchymemes]

[pauliedraws]

Angus is the worlds greatest detective.

Credit to Carey Pietsch for the designs, and to the McElroys for the dialogue. If you aren’t supporting them already, go listen to the adventure zone.

[presbyteriansideblog]

[xubbs]

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

[archer-bro]

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

[goatyellsateverything]

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

[xphilosoraptorx]

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

[sighinastorm]

quality religious jokes, people

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

was watching chowder on youtube and i almost shit myself at this 

[thesoupistoohot]

barbie turns 60 this year, so i wanted to draw her closer to her ‘real’ age

a foxy grandma

[transebs]

Bold of you to assume barbie isn’t immortal

[deletedfigment]

Immortal doesn’t neccessarily mean entirely, permanently youthful. Long live immortal, mature looking Barbie!!

[velvetys]

Why don’t they make funny superhero movies I think it’s the corniest thing seeing Ironman or whoever sitting in a dark room being like “I’ve seen war… I don’t want to see it again…” shut the fuck up you wear a funny red suit tell us jokes clown

[teartus]

Griffin McElroy: Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people. But too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others, and by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with.

Also Griffin McElroy: I’M PART CAR, PART BOY, BOYCAR, THE PROTECTOR AND KING OF CHILLADELPHIA !

[senoritaimperfecta]

ARTHUR SAYS GAY RIGHTS!!

[senoritaimperfecta]

For anyone wondering why buster is dressed like that for a wedding 

[outofcontextarthur]

Y’ALL!!!!!!