[pankendev]

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

[my-dads-a-lawyer]

Rumi’s first energy drink <33

[htmlcoderexe]

actually only women from the island of Lesbos are allowed to be called lesbians anyone else is just sparkling homosexual

[were--ralph]

when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

[were--ralph]

i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one

[were--ralph]

i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there

[were--ralph]

im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig

[posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit]

current note count: 82

[were--ralph]

don't you put that curse on me

[were--ralph]

you little shits

[queenofghost]

Incorrect KPDH quotes posts

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[htmlcoderexe]

THE master post so you can easily find them all I love this shit

[quentims]

Heavy Metal HUNTR/X

[htmlcoderexe]

aAaaaAAAAA

[gingerpines]

green yuri x zoemira anyone? 👀

bonus doodle

[htmlcoderexe]

Yes zoemira

[art-the-f-up]

Everyone loves Rumi but in their own fucked up way

[htmlcoderexe]

omfg poor Rumi 🥺

[maculategiraffe]

the thing is that every time they invent a new thing that everybody has to be able to do to get along in society, that also involves making some people disabled who weren't before, because they can't do the thing. and they never could do the thing, but it didn't used to be a disability.

driving a car. making a phone call. navigating the internet. getting a mortgage. you know? they keep adding new things that everybody has to be able to do or else there's something wrong with you. well maybe there's something wrong with driving a car. maybe it's a hideous activity. did they ever think of that

[htmlcoderexe]

oh my god yes like okay I can drive but I hate every minute of it

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[minihood31770]

Hole Wizard!

I desire a hole in this object. Make it so!

[htmlcoderexe]

*flashbacks to the horrible Carve Tool in Hammer that would create absolutely eldritch geometry even from something as simple as a round hole through a cube

No seriously it would break maps and since all coordinates were grid aligned it would create cracks all over the place and easily turn one object into like 20

But I'm guessing this is using CSG which doesn't have this issue

[trans-gothic]

[dat-eyebrows]

@gendernewtral holy shit what??

[gendernewtral]

an update to my insulin pump (a model which is highly recommended by doctors because it has software you can update, unlike other models) would allow my doctor to see more of my medical data because of the way my pump would now function.

i technically had the choice not to update it, but if i didn’t, my insurance company would not cover the cost of fixing or replacing it if something happened to it. they could say that the damage came from not updating the system, even if the damage was completely external.

some of the software updates have been beneficial, and have made my life easier. however, the choice to use these new system has always been made for me. i can’t afford to replace this $3000 device that allows me to live without injecting insulin upwards of five times a day.

disabled people already live in a world that is hypermanaged by people who have absolute control over our health and safety. anyone with a prosthetic, hearing aid, or pacemaker can face the same problem i did if the manufacturer decides they need to exert their presence in our lives more than they already do. the “cyberpunk dystopia” is already here, and if you want to change the ever-growing vice grip of “smart technology,” help disabled activists. we’ve been here all along.

(if you want a short primer on what it’s like to be disabled and rely on technology, read Jillian Weise’s personal essay in Alice Wong’s Disability Visibility).

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[fivetrench]

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

[pukicho]

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

[htmlcoderexe]

So cave diving is a pyramid scheme?

[foone]

keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

[timelockedchosen]

what

[foone]

I'm writing some code to detect and analyze keysmashes from flustered transfem submissives, so I've been collecting a small pile of example keysmashes to test against.

I took all the examples and compared how often each key appears, resulting in the above graph

[galileoace]

How do you collect the data?

[foone]

usually I just flirt with transfems until they keysmash for me

[trixterthefloret]

how long does that take on average?

[foone]

see this is exactly the kind of question I want to be able to answer with my keysmash detector.

The average "hiiii" to keysmash duration!

[trixterthefloret]

Ahhh, yeah, makes sense :3

But what's even the best metric to do it? By raw time, amount of messages, amount of words?

Also, are you accounting for the difference in keysmashing between mobile and PC users?

[foone]

Good question. I may have to try different ways!

And yes, I am.

[ash-the-lizard-puppy]

i think another question is: do transfems from different places keysmash differently?

[foone]

probably! but this project has feature-creeped enough, I'm not going to add locations for all the keysmashes

[cantotallyeven]

Transfems are probably overrepresented in the Dvorak community, have you accounted for that?

[foone]

no and I don't intend to.

I only need to know layouts so I can figure out where on the keyboard they're pressing. like if someone keysmashes "crotewrrut" that's VERY different if they're a QWERTY user vs a dvorak user.

But I'm not worried about what portion of dvorak users are transfem or what portion of transfems use dvorak.

[htmlcoderexe]

FWIW consider odd stuff like qwertz/azerty (the tricky M one) might actually be more frequent than Dvorak

[foone]

I've got plenty of keyboard layouts supported

[htmlcoderexe]

Just realised something, you might get a bunch of identical keysmashes from the same autistic submissive transfem if she's on her phone because of autocorrect. Behold:

[foone]

keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

[timelockedchosen]

what

[foone]

I'm writing some code to detect and analyze keysmashes from flustered transfem submissives, so I've been collecting a small pile of example keysmashes to test against.

I took all the examples and compared how often each key appears, resulting in the above graph

[galileoace]

How do you collect the data?

[foone]

usually I just flirt with transfems until they keysmash for me

[trixterthefloret]

how long does that take on average?

[foone]

see this is exactly the kind of question I want to be able to answer with my keysmash detector.

The average "hiiii" to keysmash duration!

[trixterthefloret]

Ahhh, yeah, makes sense :3

But what's even the best metric to do it? By raw time, amount of messages, amount of words?

Also, are you accounting for the difference in keysmashing between mobile and PC users?

[foone]

Good question. I may have to try different ways!

And yes, I am.

[ash-the-lizard-puppy]

i think another question is: do transfems from different places keysmash differently?

[foone]

probably! but this project has feature-creeped enough, I'm not going to add locations for all the keysmashes

[cantotallyeven]

Transfems are probably overrepresented in the Dvorak community, have you accounted for that?

[foone]

no and I don't intend to.

I only need to know layouts so I can figure out where on the keyboard they're pressing. like if someone keysmashes "crotewrrut" that's VERY different if they're a QWERTY user vs a dvorak user.

But I'm not worried about what portion of dvorak users are transfem or what portion of transfems use dvorak.

[htmlcoderexe]

FWIW consider odd stuff like qwertz/azerty (the tricky M one) might actually be more frequent than Dvorak

[foone]

I've got plenty of keyboard layouts supported

[htmlcoderexe]

whoa this is actual Science, I've never even heard of some of these

do you actually like get a thingie to skin the whole keymap onto blank keys if you select other?

also I get those funny mental abstract images, something about Scientist Foone going out in the field to harvest keysmashes from autistic transfems (I happen to be one but I'm not sure I would produce useful data due to a variety of reasons although I could probably synthesise if needed) by flirting with them until they produce one. Like, harvesting keysmashes in the name of Science

I get like those little graphics of the process, very schematic that I wish I could draw lol

[ekatcorgiqueen]

I just noticed and realized something…

Mystery Saja and Hisuian Growlithe have something in common…They both have hair covering their eyes and act like Dogs.

Also from the Pokémon sun and moon anime…the character, Lana has an eevee named Sandy who has fur covering his eyes the same way.

Now I feel like drawing Mystery with Hisuian Growlithe…

[foone]

keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

[timelockedchosen]

what

[foone]

I'm writing some code to detect and analyze keysmashes from flustered transfem submissives, so I've been collecting a small pile of example keysmashes to test against.

I took all the examples and compared how often each key appears, resulting in the above graph

[galileoace]

How do you collect the data?

[foone]

usually I just flirt with transfems until they keysmash for me

[trixterthefloret]

how long does that take on average?

[foone]

see this is exactly the kind of question I want to be able to answer with my keysmash detector.

The average "hiiii" to keysmash duration!

[trixterthefloret]

Ahhh, yeah, makes sense :3

But what's even the best metric to do it? By raw time, amount of messages, amount of words?

Also, are you accounting for the difference in keysmashing between mobile and PC users?

[foone]

Good question. I may have to try different ways!

And yes, I am.

[ash-the-lizard-puppy]

i think another question is: do transfems from different places keysmash differently?

[foone]

probably! but this project has feature-creeped enough, I'm not going to add locations for all the keysmashes

[cantotallyeven]

Transfems are probably overrepresented in the Dvorak community, have you accounted for that?

[foone]

no and I don't intend to.

I only need to know layouts so I can figure out where on the keyboard they're pressing. like if someone keysmashes "crotewrrut" that's VERY different if they're a QWERTY user vs a dvorak user.

But I'm not worried about what portion of dvorak users are transfem or what portion of transfems use dvorak.

[htmlcoderexe]

FWIW consider odd stuff like qwertz/azerty (the tricky M one) might actually be more frequent than Dvorak