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[box-artist]

"If I continue to regress, will I ever get to meet you again??" ahh characters

If I don't do the amphoreus quests, nothing will happen because I said so!😁

[my-dailydreams]

[catchymemes]

Meet the pink empusa mantis, Empusa pennata, gracefully hidden in Spain’s wild landscapes. With its delicate pink color and leaf like features, it embodies mystery, elegance, and natural beauty, seamlessly blending into its surroundings. Its alien like appearance adds to the wonder of nature’s creation🍃✨

Via @malbafont_macrophotography NO AI. 🤖 💖

[httpjisung]

changbin : how much did you spent on this date?

felix : $1400. but all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 dollar a month for the next 2,000 year.

changbin : ...

[httpjisung]

Felix : when I have daughter, I'm going to name her Theresa. But it's going to be pronounced as 'There's a'

Jisung : Theresa snake in my boot.

[httpjisung]

Changbin : I'm so useless.

Seungmin : nah, you're not.

Seungmin : you can be used as a bad example.

[httpjisung]

Jeongin : why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed!

Chan :

Woojin :

Minho : I'm gonna tell him-

Chan : Don't you dare

[httpjisung]

chan : tale as old as time-

felix : memes as old as vine

chan : beauty and the-

felix : YEET

[httpjisung]

minho : i can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

jisung : in a dating type of way or assassination type of way?

minho : i don't know, surprise me!

[httpjisung]

minho : if someone points at your black clothes

minho : and ask whose funeral

minho : look around the room and a casual "haven't decided yet" is always a good response

[httpjisung]

jisung : am i ugly?

minho : god made no one ugly <3

jisung : awww thanks b-

minho : who the hell made you tho?

[httpjisung]

minho, [is learning english] : what are friends with benefits?

jisung : ...a very special type of friends...

minho : umm...like us?

jisung : *chokes*

[httpjisung]

jeongin : daddy, can you past me the salt?

chan : *reaches for the salt*

woojin : *reaches for the salt*

hyunjin : *reaches for the salt*

jisung : and so it begins.

minho : i'm surprised no one threw me across the table this time.

[httpjisung]

changbin : i swear i'm not cute/sweet.

changbin : don't call me that.

changbin : i'm evil.

changbin : i'm the shadows in the night.

changbin : FEAR ME!

hyunjin, ruffling changbin's hair : aw CUTE!

[httpjisung]

god : felix?

felix : huh?

god : give me the kazoo.

felix : why?

god : because you've been playing side effects on it for 6 hours straight, we need to sleep.

felix : hm...alright... [gives him kazoo]

god : thank you. [leaves]

felix : [looks around] [pulls out another kazoo]

[httpjisung]

jisung : i literally just inhale and seungmin will be like-

seungmin : can YOU not!?

[httpjisung]

chan : *holds the door open for woojin* after you.

woojin : no, after you.

chan : i insist, after you.

minho : *pushes past both of them* after me.

[httpjisung]

jisung : i'm going to sing a song for you.

chan : okay.

jisung : it's called 'my life so far'

chan : i don't thin-

jisung : *inhales and plays a chord*

jisung : *SCREEAAMSS*