im moving to a new blog

my name is alex and i moved to a new blog,, message me if you want to know it!!

[omgbuglen]

[flawlessremixftnickiminaj-deact]

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

[httpnoiz]

tumblr: AHH mermaid lesbians!!! fairy lesbians!!! lesbians are so beautiful lesbians in everything!

actual real life lesbian: hi

tumblr: what the fuck is that

[httpnoiz]

IM AT A NEW BLOG

[httpnoiz]

send me an ask if you want to follow me at my new blog and ill give you the url!!

[httpnoiz]

IM AT A NEW BLOG

[httpnoiz]

send me an ask if you want to follow me at my new blog and ill give you the url!!

[httpnoiz]

IM AT A NEW BLOG

[httpnoiz]

send me an ask if you want to follow me at my new blog and ill give you the url!!

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

[sexyboitommo]

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

i can’t even argue w that tbh

[allmymetaphors]

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

[httpnoiz]

straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!

lesbian: hi want to be friends

straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

[fag3000]

did you eat your parents

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

How about you mind your own business

[greelin]

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

my height

my voice

exactly how annoying i can be

[discounsel]

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like that’s not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

[httpnoiz]

me: reads fanfic.

otp: "i love you."

me: mutant noise

me: strokes screen

me: flails

me: drops laptop

me: rolls off of bed

me: rolls into space

[pietriarchy]

post-apocalyptic and zombie type settings will always be my favorite no matter how overdone and overhyped they’ve become

[waluigiology]

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

[serinos-kitt]

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

[nouveauricheprincess-blog]

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

[tupacabra]

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….