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[fruitblush]

im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

[tall]

[04k96]

[swagophile]

me: (bringing a girl into my room) oh sorry thats my twisted effigy i scream at it when no one's around and sometimes i bet the shit out of it or set it on fire

the twisted effigy: y.. o u... d.. E s.. eeerv.. ed.. i .. T...

me: dude not now im about to get laid

the girl: what the fuck is that

me: ugh! i just told you! my effigy!

[cozyvu]

https://www.instagram.com/cozyvu/?hl=en

[segamascott]

[kushblazer666]

[ravenlynclemens]

martian mountain

[mandycore420]

can they make fixing one's life into an ironic kink so the tumblr user base gets into it

[vibratome]

[angelicguy]

[kushblazer666]

[ceeturnalia]

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

[elveny]

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

[ceeturnalia]

learning new things about the german rail system today

[bewbin]

Benjamin Franklin originally wanted the American bird to be the turkey but instead it turned out to be the bald eagle which is ironic because now bald Americans fly to Turkey to get their bald fixed which is crazy cuz turkey is a flightless bird

[cicadaland]

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Me: I'll take "Some Other Shit" for 800, Alex.

Alex trebek: when it comes to blowing vape smoke all over a baby, we still dont know the blank of its blank.

Me: What is, "ramifications, hazards" ?

Alex trebek: exactly right, "mf hoe". You still have control of the board

[sbobhouse]

boy if you play that leitmotif one more time