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Hey my name's Mozie Idk I want Mac n' cheese

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Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

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When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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Just in case

[lovesimonfilm]

Simon’s done keeping his story straight. #LOVESIMON is in theaters March 16th.

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Blog types?

I'm honestly the worst at this and there is actually no theme or continuous way of posting. Is there a random category?

[chazkuangshi]

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

[ephemeral-lightning]

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

[chazkuangshi]

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

[lizardvvizard]

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Okay so

there's this boy in one of my classes and I'm almost positive he has a tumblr but I don't want to approach him for fear of looking insane in case he doesn't

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I have zero followers. Nobody even knows I have a Tumblr. I'm legit talking to an empty room. Hey empty room. Imma tell you a joke. What do you call a boring female scientist who likes to make puns?

A punnette square

A joke by me™

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I made a few more aesthetic thingies

[hexsusiesbraces]

Reblog if your blog is:

-LGBTQ friendly (including genderfluid, nonbinary, agender, etc) -aesthetic based/you reblog a lot of aesthetic stuff -a meme hell -positive (any kind of positivity will do I just like positivity) -art related -gaming related -cute stuff -music stuff -or if you are a cool person in general bc I need friends/people to follow

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I can dig that whole aesthetic thing and also that cool people thing

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Hi so this is my new blog. I don't know do I put things I like here or..? I'm gonna do that. I like Harry potter and um Dan and Phil. Oh man this isn't going well. I'm very alone