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i swear i''ve never used this website before in my life

[3ofusjust3]

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[tall]

[ewaneneollav]

once you get hit with some shit from a redditor like “Based on comment history a few medication doses may have been missed.” the bottom drops out on your faith that anyone you try to speak or connect with is even necessarily human & you spend the rest of life maintaining your distance & carefully probing to determine if other people are even human before you place even the slightest shred of trust in them or even dignify them with the ability to walk into an empty room & have it be non-empty because they’re in it

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

last night i had one of those surrealist nightmares that people describe whenever they do ayahuasca or peyote or whatever psychedelic they’ve convinced themselves has spiritual powers. where i was this abandoned doll living in a puddle of rainwater collecting inside of an abandoned building for a thousand years before a child came and transferred my consciousness into the eye of a horse and plucked me from its skull. She washed me in a dirty sink and scrubbed my skin away with salt until i was totally blind and engorged on salt water and sopping in the palm of her hands. And then she closed her fist and crushed me to death. Anyways i woke up and realized my glasses were kinda poking my eye a little and im kinda upset that my mind used that dream as a vehicle to communicate “hey something is touching ur face rn”

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

48 hours no sleep. lady at the store started screaming that they sold her red nail polish that was kinda orange & I caught myself leaning over to bite her

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

pulled a golden disability lottery ticket and won an 4 hour long appointment with a specialist. She spent the entire appointment repeating “ummmmm you had a blood clot in 2020??? that’s crazyy” in various ways and you know what, don’t get me wrong, i liked the attention. But i was not fucking there for anything to do with a blood clots & she only decided to do this after I let it slip that I had a flight that left in 6 hours. i am starting to think they’re doing this just to fuck with me.

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

doctor just prescribed me the shit they give to circumcised babies

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

i stop myself from posting a lot of things on here and then get really sad about how insecure i must be to be self-conscious about what i post on tumblr. but then i go back to my drafts and it’s shit like “bet it feels good asf to eat a chili dog while pregnant” and yeah i shouldn’t fucking post that at all.

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

shopping for bras is a humiliation ritual designed to pressure you into paying Big Surgery for a breast reduction

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

watched 2 people follow me and then immediately deactivate their blogs . what could i have possibly posted that was so bad both of uou had to leave tumblr forever

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

every time I see some boomer complaining about the ADA building regulations being “too strict” all I can think about is how the hospital that fitted me for my wheelchair had a door lip on the handicap stall that would cause all wheelchair users to trip their wheels & fall on the ground. Or the handicap parking spot that was so inclined it caused me to roll backwards and nearly go into oncoming highway traffic (had a stranger not caught me) or the amount of times I had to rely on strangers physically picking me up and placing me over a curb. Or the amount of grip strength I gained through needing to lay on the ground and drag myself up stairs by my hands. Or the fact that most handicap stalls aren’t even big enough to turn your chair around in so you can’t use the bathroom in public. Or that I never encountered a handicap ramp that was sloped low enough for me to actually push myself up. Or that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i've been informed that tumblr may categorize me as under 18 because I have "child" in my url. that sounds ridiculous but this website IS ridiculous, so can anyone else share if they've had this happen? I like my url so I don't want to change it unless it's literally the only way to disable filters

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

my feed is always at least 25% boobs.

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

i came over to install a bidet for my neighbor and she was so giggly and intrigued by my esoteric plumbing knowledge that it activated a part of my brain that forced me to understand why certain men act like rthat. I was helpless but to desperately start spackling the holes in her drywall and adjusting the temperature her water heater

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

I should clarify that this wasn’t meant to be sexual . as someone best known for homestuck fanfiction, I’m not used to people responding positively to me,

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

i came over to install a bidet for my neighbor and she was so giggly and intrigued by my esoteric plumbing knowledge that it activated a part of my brain that forced me to understand why certain men act like rthat. I was helpless but to desperately start spackling the holes in her drywall and adjusting the temperature her water heater

[woolay]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“nun dog what do i do?”

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Transmission cancelled

Date for April 19th, 2026. Estimated time of death 1:36 PM