Wildflowers

ʕ￫ᴥ￩　ʔ // Yolanda // ʕ灬￫ᴥ￩灬ʔI I'm ready to die

[erenisangry]

Did nothing wrong squad

[persephono-deactivated20180108]

whomp there it fuckin is

[commie-pinko-liberal-blog]

[mvlikks]

[africanaquarian]

Nicki is so precious.

[beautiful-ambition]

Somebody gets it!

[poeticdarkbeauty-deactivated201]

so intelligent like seriously

[zooviette]

which is why she put her clothes in K-Mart. People laugh about her putting in there but she did it for her fans. I don’t see you rocking the $1000 jackets and snapbacks your fave has on their websites for you to purchase. . Silencio.

[somewhereoverthebarricade]

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

[sktagg23]

[grunkledoom]

tumblr has made me scared to share my opinions because there might be someone that disagrees with me and sees it as their duty to make me feel like an awful human being for not thinking the same as them

[tenaflyviper]

If people have to be afraid to share their opinions on their own blogs on a public site, that’s a pretty good indication that there’s a major fucking problem with that particular site.

[human-glitchh]

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

[dorasfedora]

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

[auxcable]

glad to know its an international thing

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

[kanatatachibana-deactivated2015]

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

best so far.

[mechinaries]

[harrypotterfliesthetardis]

TEAM JACOB

[thelordofthebutts-deactivated20]

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

[rowandean]

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

[aleatoryw]

artists. the pen loving people are almost always artists.

[21gunawoo]

Or writers. Ive been so spoiled with some pens that now I can only write stories with a few. The rest are either untouched or only used for notes

[kkoongie]

So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.

[rokkakudaiheights]

finally i can quench my thirst

[cinnam0ngentleman]

Put milk inside for the full effect.

[kkoongie]

I like how you think

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

yall need jesus

[cuddls-deactivated20150531]

you’re lying to yourself if you think you didn’t have a crush on any of these guys

[batsandbabydolls]

You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.

[killersbabe]

#are they leggings are they cardigans where is my tank top#oH HERE IT IS no this is a bra. i forgot i had this! where is my tank top#yoga pants black jeans black sweatshirt pencil skirt cardigan cardigan cardigan WHERE IS MY TANK TOP x

[gvmed-deactivated20170805]

*nearby lesbian laughter*

[girlfriendforants-deactivated20]

*muffled asexual snickering*

[casey-jane-lewis]

*conflicted pansexual noises*

[ridiculousinpiccadilly]

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

[starkenstone]

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

[nitwitsandthingamabobs-deactiva]

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

[varterral]

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

[search-the-castle-blog]

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

[particularscarf]

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

[bratzr0ckangelz]

*asexual snort*

[ceicheetah-deactivated20211123]

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

[howtoleavetheplanet]

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

[usuallyantisocial-deactivated20]

red heads would in fact be satanic 

[m0stlydead-blog]

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

[sex-doesnt-alarm-me-deactivated]

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

[viciere]

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

[viciere]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

[solace-y]

because your law teacher defeated the law