G-force

human kaiju hybrid taskforce sworn to keep the planet safe while containing new kaiju, and providing secret security services to world leaders in times of national crisis.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Peppino gets into Smash Bros?

Mario: Ok, Peppino, you know why you're here, right?

Peppino: Uh no, actually. You just said it was important.

Mario: huh... Must have forgotten to explain it over the phone. My bad. Anyway, you're here to try out for a spot on the Smash Bros roster.

Peppino: Smash Bros?

Mario: Yep! It's a big fighting game, full of the strongest heroes and villains!

Peppino: I don't know... It probably wouldn't be good for my anxiety, plus I've got to get back to the store...

Mario: Did I mention Smashers are paid well?

Peppino: (Mamma Mia! I could finally get out of debt!) Well, in that case, where do I start, Mushroom Man?!

Mario: By beating up that guy over there. (Points to Bowser)

Peppino: Santo cielo!!! He's enormous!!!

Bowser: Pfft! This the new guy? He looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a cardboard box! And his moustache stinks too.

Peppino: You...Jackass!! NOBODY INSULTS MY MOUSTACHE AND LIVES!!!

(Peppino Jumps onto Bowser and starts pummeling him so hard, Bowser starts crying for Uncle, something which he never did with Mario. The rest of the Mario cast picking up the noise of a fight, come over to investigate, only to stand there with gaping jaws)

Luigi: I wish my anxiety let me do that!

Mario: Trust me, Luigi. You don't want this guy's anxiety.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

At little Canada, a miniatures museum

Ottawa residents that have been to the balloon festival before, the FUCK is this??

Eurghhg

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

At little Canada, a miniatures museum

Ottawa residents that have been to the balloon festival before, the FUCK is this??

Eurghhg

[t-u-i-t-c]

Giftober 2022 │ Day 11: Vehicles

“We had to get approval from a lot of studio execs before we could blow up the Kita Q Machine!”

[partlysmith]

🍦🐌 Fifteen new Slow Cones are up for sale on my Etsy!

Baja Blast | Berries n Creme | Birthday Cake Cotton Candy | Creamsicle | Double Chocolate Earl Grey | French Vanilla | Orange Sherbet Peppermint | Pineapple Sherbet | Raspberry Tart Rootbeer Float | Strawberry | Tutti Frutti

[factual-fantasy]

I drew the whole Scarlet team this time! And it took a whooping 2-3 days or so 💀💀

With my flu/cold, and all these other issues I've been battling.. I just can't sit at my desk long enough to draw anything. Which is very unfortunate because drawing on paper takes me sooooo longgg.. and it's so tedioussss.. 😭

I long for my drawing tablet and FireAlpaca.. 😔 someday my friend, I will return to you someday.. 💔💔

[factual-fantasy]

Big brain activities goin on here

[bludragongal]

The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!

[bludragongal]

finally, someone who gets it

[redsamuraiii]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Going on vacation to Japan be like... 😂

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

easter candy was on sale so i bought 144 reeses eggs & that’s something you should know about me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The Next Two Weeks Are Prime Discount Easter Candy Real Estate

I bought a gross of eggs for 12c a piece and i still consider that my grounding achievement in life

[a-few-mice]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get em while you. can!

[ann0yedpeach]

Y’all, Gaud just bought 144 Reese’s eggs for $17.28.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

2020, 16 DAE (Days After Easter): performed reconnaissance of local pharmacies, prices range from 44-65 cents per egg. Inside intell indicates next markdown to occur by weekend. shelves currently 30-40% stocked. paramount that operation occurs before stock is depleted, but NOT until we achieve 25 cents per egg. timing is crucial 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BAM MOTHERFUCKER

13¢ an egg @ the pharmacy. Another successful haul, 4th year running. The Lord is risen, amen

Bought 2 boxes, SPENT LESS THAN 10 BUCKS

[blood-trip-god2]

The only time this year eggs will be cheap

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy Feast Of Saint Mark Downs to those who celebrate!

[shisabun-art]

So Ultraman Rising, am I right?

[factual-fantasy]

I saw this on Pinterest and immediately ran to Tumblr, low poly purple boi

This picture made me laugh out loud XD it was just too funny not to trace it 🤣🤣

[yamujiburo]

Boss

[All comics in order here]

[kaliido-s]

wheres my post heisei era content. you guys are sleeping on it.

[startheskelaton]

The jocks

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

[gayhornythoughts]

Kilo.

[shelf-of-strange-stuff]

Uniform.

[clamberingcat]

November

[clairestrogen]

Golf.

[queerbeverage]

Papa

[probablynotsamantha]

Oscar

[currann]

Whiskey

[tolbre]

Papa

[ewoly-abyss]

Echo

[kimmy9062]

November

[bullet-soup]

India

[mc-cookies]

Sierra.

[equius]