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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.

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roachemoji

DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

disgustinggf

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

conzoop

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

yaza-con-queso

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

conzoop

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

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seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

augustdementhe

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

lacefuneral

i love it, sniff animal

lacefuneral

sniff animal saturday

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There’s also some very subtle slurping!

This is Tilli, an aardvark at the Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma, WA. I looked up the video source, and here’s what the zoo’s Twitter post from October 2021 says:

“Tilli the aardvark has her amazing sniffer going while she inspects keeper Brynn’s homegrown, 53-pound Cinderella pumpkin! Tilli’s care team punctured holes in the giant pumpkin and filled with yogurt for a special Zoo Boo treat.”

So when she looks like she’s sniffing super hard at the pumpkin with her nose flat against it, she’s probably sticking her tongue into a hole to get to the food. Aardvarks are insectivores and have tongues very similar to (although not as extreme as) anteaters. Here’s a video of Tilli engaging with a puzzle feeder so you can see her tongue (best clip is 0:40), as well as a keeper sharing a bunch more info about her.

And because I love these buddies, here’s another aardvark tongue video of two at the Omaha Zoo learning to get treats out of a maze puzzle feeder. (The good part starts around 1:15 - it takes them a bit to figure it out).

But also, I just want to give a shout-out to the keeper who brought their home-grown giant pumpkin in for Tilli in the first video. Whatever else you might think about the zoo industry, it’s a certain fact that zookeepers adore their animals and spoil them whenever they can.

library-seraph

It’s october, you know what that means

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In

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The House Like Carpet

modmad

I THOUGHT IT WAS A DRAWING

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knightofleo

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Well I think that gif is being a bit over dramatic... Oh, oh no actually I agree

berkeleygirl3

fruitpilled-peachcel

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

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