A blog by a human

I am a human. I am a lot like you.

[human17]

Oh no,

Quantum data centers.

[human17]

"the Lion does not concern themself with..."

A Lion is concerned about wildebeest and Lions. are you near a Lion? Are you near a wildebeest?

[jupiterswasphouse]

[VIDEO AND PHOTOS TAKEN: MARCH 10TH, 2026 | Video and Image IDs: A video and six photos of a spiny brown and grey larval Pyractomena firefly crawling around on a human hand, its head looking around curiously and its back end curling up and pushing forward almost like how one would use a cane/walking stick /End IDs.]

The first I've seen of this kind's larvae! What a badass looking beast this thing is, and so curious too! It's like a doggy to me

[human17]

Did I fucking studdder?

[human17]

Imagine two music stages next to eachother doing a live mashup.

[human17]

Imagine wearing more sunscreen on your neck & head, and gloves while on vacation; when you get back you won't look very tan untill you roll up your sleeves, or less likely, your pants.

[human17]

What's the similarity between a vintner shaving during harvest and an enologist bottling a brew?

A winemaker cante!

[human17]

How is a vinter shaving during the months of September through October like an enologist bottling a brew?

A winemaker cant(e)!

[human17]

If I am, he is, you are, I am, and we are all together,

and he and you are the egg man, I too must be the egg man.

Therefore if he is the walrus: I am, he is, you are, I am, and we are the walrus aswell.

[human17]

Kill them with kindness, then use some necromancy.

A brand new minion!

[human17]

"Hey, nice Jorts."

"Thanks, they used to be Jants."

[human17]

'you seem to have a lot of sympathy for this god-damned-nazi; "could you be" G.I. Robot asks,"a nazi sympathiser scumbag"?'

[human17]

Using dark methods (making purchases with a credit card) to summon evil machinations (debt) to appease the unknowable forces (credit score).

[human17]

What's the similarity between a vintner shaving during harvest and an enologist bottling a brew?

A winemaker cante!

[kelagon]

Turn Off Tumblr Live Tuesday

[dwellberd]

[human17]

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[eponcm]

What

[the-unfold-deactivated20170228]

Bruh

[fantasmalresplendent]

[catchymemes]

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