緑柱石

24. she/her.

[beryl-studies]

new bullet journalist(?) here!

i don’t know if people who use bullet journals have a name but, finally i have my own bullet journal!! i have been already using monthly calenders for years now, but since i will start university in 2 weeks (wow it’s really close!!!!) i took the advice of many studyblrs and youtubers and decided to start a bullet journal. i was actually only looking for a planner, but couldn’t find one that i liked. so i decided to make my own :3 i am only experimenting for now, with the calenders and weekly spreads and maybe lists (? idk), but i am always open for new tips! please let me know if you have any. thank youu!! 

[humanberyllium]

wow. i just saw a new notif for this post. i finished uni almost 2 years ago :D i have used the notebook in question for like 5 years, the whole duration of my uni life. im not someone that writes diaries or daily pages or whatever, but i used that notebook to write my heart out, to plan my semester, to plan my months and my thesis and everything. and i now have a new notebook that i use the same way :D life is good and worth living lol

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[humanberyllium]

oooohhhh i missed here

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[thisis-matilda-deactivated20241]

[humanberyllium]

boredom got so bad i opened tumblr

[animentality]

[demonicseries]

why is this so funny to me

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

hand in unlovable hand

[circleturk]

What’s funnier:

• everyone saying England

• Turkey saying Turkey

• Greece hating Turkey so much they deadname them

[darrenpillowscriss]

Russia said Belarus, and Belarus said yeah

[girlsaliva]

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

[bonusocean-blog]

Stop listening to folk punk

[criminalizegolf]

Happy 10 years to Stop listening to folk punk

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[milfbro]

I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

[chromegnomes]

This is a painting of a monarch whose individual personality and even bodily presence are a mere footnote within the legacy of bloodshed that built the throne he occupies. This is the only way it's possible to depict him. It's a photograph of his soul

[jane-chef]

some guy: erm when they find your bones in 2000 years they will see gender of guy

scientist creature in the year 20.000 finding my bones in a pile of bricks: Ah! A skeletonian! An old world beast! Eureka to that

[fae0jr]

im just picturing this

[prokopetz]

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sucking a guy's dick is basically tricking him into thinking he's having sex

[indecisitivity]

derin why

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm helping

[lakevida]

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

[lakevida]

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

[mothric]