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independent, selective, mutuals only multimuse. written and interpreted by aurora. est. october 2016, rebooted on july 2017. previously seizedfates.

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some princes don't become kings .

i’m moving!

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i am archiving this blog.

is anyone surprised. url will be dropped when i settle on one. like / reply to this if u want me to follow u on the new blog.

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i am archiving this blog.

is anyone surprised. url will be dropped when i settle on one. like / reply to this if u want me to follow u on the new blog.

[toyboxboy]

This unit is the crown jewel of behavioral profiling. I couldn’t shut it down if I wanted to. But I can help restructure it.

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ooc.   so obv my characterisation is gon be canon divergent, mostly with priorisation of beyond borders canon bc the mothershow did not do her good, but this is a selective call for plotting with linda barnes, bullet points on how i write her can be found under the cut

Keep reading

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ooc.   so obv my characterisation is gon be canon divergent, mostly with priorisation of beyond borders canon bc the mothershow did not do her good, but this is a selective call for plotting with linda barnes, bullet points on how i write her can be found under the cut

mother of two (melissa, 29, and ken, 6)

yeah, there’s a story there

makes her career in cleaning up messes within the fbi even if it means throwing the units under the bus to save the fbi’s face, and improving closure rates quickly

is not as cold as she appears but makes it damn sure everything she is

partly bc male-dominated field and objectivity and rationality are seen more favourable by her bosses than empathy towards the vics

moved to mostly administrative work almost immediately after the tracy ferguson case due to personal reasons and emotions attached to the case

let others assume she sealed the case out of discretion bc that bought her favours she could use to find her place in the fbi outside of field work

when she was trying to get a feel of if rossi or luke would be okay with leaving the bau, she was genuinely trying to see if she could handle giving the bau a facelift without burning bridges there

learnt a few things during her promotion between the shows

mostly abt politics and chess and patience

not nearly enough about the last though

i cannot believe i need to say this but linda barnes is not sucking off her boss for favours what the fuck is wrong with this fandom sometimes

the boxing is not just a metaphor, she does actually do that

i might add on to this after i rewatch the cmbb finale but hey come talk to me

[armyhoned]

ooc.   hi i made a thing and i wanna make some examples in case i end up sharing it so reply to this with a link to an icon of which you want a dash icon version and your queer(!) muse’s sexuality or gender identity and i’ll make u a thing.

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#i spent most of my day making pixel pride hearts i needed a use for them#i have... 18 different flags made but i can make more if i missed smth#i'm aware it's not exactly pride week or even month but i'm queer all months so

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❣ for gumshoe? if ur feelin it !!

meme     /     for a random kiss     /     sixteen: a happy kiss.

he doesn’t know where he’d be without one elinoir rhodes---likely homeless, wandering around a city he knows and yet doesn’t all at once, if he must guess. she’s helped him so much, and he doesn’t know where even to begin thanking her for suffering through his first months after getting out of the hidden city. the letter in his hand, one he did not want to open without her being present, one determing whether he can open an office as a p.i. or not, feels like a milestone in this unconventional dynamic, so he is very careful to rip the top open and unfold it...

eyes land on the words  ‘ you have been granted ’, and all cautious realism is thrown out the window---and with that, his self-control, he comes to realise as he finds himself kissing el in a manner that lasted perhaps a second too long to count as purely platonic.     “  it’s a YES,  ”    he says, as if that explained anything not already implicated,     “  i can work again!  ”

[sagamemes]

fifty ways to kiss someone.   send me a 💏 and i will randomise a number in order for my muse to kiss yours…

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake yours up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because yours is running out of time.

…because mine is.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

[armyhoned]

in case it’s news to anyone, not “being comfortable” with interacting nb muses is transphobia. not “agreeing” with queer muses is homophobia. neither of those are welcome on this blog. shoo.

[ohmyaranea]

Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.

a shy kiss. 

a forehead kiss.

a cheek kiss.

a nuzzle kiss.

a neck kiss.

a hand kiss. 

a hug + kiss combo. 

a dying kiss. 

a bleeding / bloody kiss. 

an assertive kiss. 

a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 

a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 

a blown kiss. 

a sad / crying kiss. 

a quick kiss. 

a happy kiss.

a teasing / sensual kiss. 

a platonic kiss. 

a clumsy kiss

a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )

[catvampire]

Where’s my octopus coffee mug? – Excuse me? – Unh-unh. Don’t. Beth from carpool told me she saw you take it from the kitchen. […] – I think Beth is just a little bitter that someone didn’t give her a call back after the first date.

[catvampire]

moodboard → linda barnes

this is a political game of chess. you like chess?  – i like boxing.

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short introductions to current test muses open for plotting.

talisa maegyr ( game of thrones )  ---  cares deeply, can’t watch others’ suffering without doing something to help, does not have any patience for any of your ‘but it’s tradition!’ bs. drinks a lot of herbal teas and huddles under piles of sweaters and blankets when she’s relaxing. very much a ray of sunshine, if you take the chance of getting a sunburn into the metaphor.     /     modernverse available.

gumshoe ( hidden city )  ---  disaster detective, has not had a lot of luck in his life, literally can not remember his name when he first arrives on 21st century. accidental time and dimension traveller, learnt about fighting supernatural beings out of pure necessity after spending a few decades in a haunted hell dimension. very much a decent guy and a secret coffee snob, does not like to overcomplicate things.

linda barnes ( criminal minds )  ---  assistant director and the fucking queen of closure rates in the fbi. likes being on top and having important friends. ‘may the bridges you burn light the way’. mother of one, has not been on the field for... a very long time, a difficult person to like in a professional setting but can put her ego down in personal matters.     /     very selective interaction due recent developments in the show.

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ooc.   i’m super behind at checking my follower list so i’m gonna do this thing again: if i haven’t followed you back, like this post and i’ll check out your blog?

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“  oh, no thanks,  ”    she speaks, tone courteous and polite---gentle, apologetic smile to soften her rejection of the the other woman’s offer.    “  i don’t really drink coffee.  ”     a blink, and she reconsiders her answer, suddenly more aware of what’s usually implied in a suggestion to join for a coffee.     “  but if you’re heading out, i could join you to get my cup of tea for the day.  ”

@legacydamned     /     clary & talisa     /     starter call.

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headcanon.   carlos’s selective mutism is usually worst when he knows someone is expecting an answer for him. it’s slightly easier for him to say a word or two to get someone’s attention, partly because he can allow himself time to get his head in order so that he can speak, but talking directly at him and expecting an answer can make him lock down, especially if the question can’t be answered with a simple nod or shake of head: he’ll end up moving his jaw as if to open his mouth---never parting his lips---before going back, eyes focused elsewhere as his mind goes through the hundreds of images that could form the answer but won’t turn to words.