I woke to the sound of rain.

Hayden. 25. Male. paypal.me/Haydenist

[dankmemeuniversity]

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

[saintofnotbroken]

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[dzamie]

two horses are once again pondering an orb

[googifs]

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

[unclefather]

Winston

[papasmoke]

Winston

[gay-jesus-probably]

My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the crew arrived at the empty station, only to find several people already inside, to their great alarm. Upon investigating, they realized the intruders were wearing the Skylab 3 mission patches… and were also just dummies the Skylab 3 crew had made and left there without telling anyone, specifically to fuck with the next team.

Can you imagine entering a supposedly empty space station and seeing this? Fucking terrifying. I love it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull bullshit like this.

[vangoghcore]

by divindk

[typhlonectes]

Garibaldi ( Hypsypops rubicundus), a species of large damselfish

[sloppystyle]

[spectrealenko]

as a southerner i just have to say that we as a society can’t allow people to keep spelling y’all as ya’ll like. y’all means “you all” the apostrophe can’t go in the middle of the word all. it’s not you a’ll. ya’ll isn’t anything. it isn’t real.

[charming-cherry]

Good luck sending me mixed signals, I dont even understand the direct ones.

[interruptingkau]

I love clickbait so much

[cosmic-artsu-archive]

[toralei]

jury duty cat

[afloweroutofstone]

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

[memeuplift]

[datasoong47]

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

[lazorsandparadox]

[riverwindphotography]

Rain or shine, this grass is mine

© gif by riverwindphotography, May 2022

[bioshock-2-was-a-good-game]

Thanks.

[kitschcowboy]

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

[naonic-blog-deactivated20230221]

John Oliver Buys $15M of Medical Debt for $60K and Forgives It All, Because He Could

Once again John Oliver proves that you can do anything with money and lawyers

[partisan-by-default]

Oliver then proceeded to detail how with $50 and knowledge of the law he was able to successfully apply online to create a debt buying company named “Central Asset Recovery Professionals,” or as Oliver put it, “CARP” named after “a bottom-feeding fish.”

After setting up a rudimentary website for CARP, the satirical, but still real company was offered a $15 million package of medical debt for $60,000.

Oliver explained that the debt was out of statute, which means it is the kind of debt that a collector can only continue to collect, but not sue the debtor for.

Then, instead of chasing down the 9,000 debtors in the debt package as a normal collection agency would, Oliver decided to stage the largest one-time giveaway in television history and work with the nonprofit RIP Medical Debt to forgive the $15 million with no consequences for the debtors.

[helloquirks]

Okay but now I know what I want to do of I get rich?

[beabaseball]

You dont have to be rich to do a bit of this actually

RIP Medical Debt is a charity (and therefore takes donations). They buy the rights to medical debt and then forgive them. So far they’ve forgiven over 1B in medical debt.

So a little ray of hope for someone out there today.

[shayvaalski]

Donating $10 buys $1,000 of medical debt. This is real, it works, and we’ve done it ourselves. You can too.