Cursed

“I’m not sure if you’re a robot passing the Turing Test or a human failing it”

[puppeteerparties]

“Hello Mr. and Mrs. Molloy, thank you for coming in, Kate has been doing very well in class, but I will say I am a bit concerned over a drawing-”

[delta-piscium]

was captivated by screenshots of iwtv characters with their hand up and pointer finger out, and knew that finger had to waggle and so i made them waggle

here are my children,

[humanfailingtheturingtest]

I live in the US and an Austrian woman walked into my work while I was playing Falco in the store and my immediate thought was “OH NO… she’s gonna think I’m a Wien-aboo”

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[sweetronancer]

nervous gulp

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[fatmagic]

[sluggoart]

Drew my favorite old gen Furbies

[alansalda]

let’s all be cool and normal

[sparrow-prince]

I know who could help Dr Robby feel better

[noah-wyles]

thanks tumblr

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[alexa-sob]

Relax don’t do it!

[1percentcharge]

mediocre male comedian voice: I looked at her texts and she seems to know a lot of guys with the last name “hinge.” must be a big family. (waits for laugh) (doesn’t get a big one) (clearly annoyed) …oooookay

[angelbabymikaa]

You seem to care a lot about trans people for being cis yourself

local internet dumbass discovers what empathy is