Probs Crying

jessie. if you stand in front of a mirror & say "geek" three times I will appear with a bucket of popcorn & an entire season of my favorite show.

[arandomthot]

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is

[flamingrainbowzofawesome]

The Evolution of a Meme

[shpore]

how could u forget…

[wulfgurlz]

the holy trinity

[tristamateer]

lipstick mantras by trista mateer // I always think of love notes when I see lipstick on mirrors. These are sort of love notes too.

[faggymcfly]

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

[onlytwitterpics]

[cwote]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[diamondnokouzai]

i just heard THE funniest exchange in my life

kid, talking to who i assume was his younger sister: wanna hear a joke?

younger sister: sure!

kid: yeah, i bet you would

[naihve]

do u know whats really gross? that there are girls out there who believe that they dont deserve 2 be loved 

[memesandlaughs]

[speciesofleastconcern]

[weloveshortvideos]

[bandtshirt]

communication is the foundation

[dippedgaming]

Where are they going? What are they saying?

[baearth]

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

[mediumsizedboy]

they are singing s traveling song

[kittens-jpg]

[smotherdinbutter]

Blooming🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸💐

[disgustingplants]

This plant has good eyes, ears, nose and whiskers… 9/10

[fox-party]

We found this in an abandoned parking lot today

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

She’s looking out for you today

[tentacleteapot]

she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore

[decadentcryptid]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

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[feministism]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life