Yeehaw my dudes

A jar of mayonaise ate my parents

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

[overpricedvodka]

[politicalsci]

REGISTER TO VOTE: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

JOIN BERNIE 2020: https://berniesanders.com/

[autumngracy]

Reblogging for that sick demographic chart.

[rabbitofswords]

PLEASE VOTE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine the orgasm superman could get by shooting a gun at his prostate

listen here you degenerate poltroon in the spirit of the holidays i am going to shove a walnut so far up your ass i’ll be using your skull as a nutcracker 

[crazyguy20076]

Why not just put the walnut in their mouth?  That seems way easier

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s not about efficiency it’s about FLAIR 

[foulserpent]

im sure theres people out there with insatiable lusts for grapes but for me i never even think about them unless theyre provided to me. but when im in a situation where i have grapes provided to me im like, wow, i have to consume my body weight in these right now or i will die

[sphinxofgrease]

combine big mood and same hat for the inexplicably powerful Big Hat

[sphinxofgrease]

heres cyndi lauper perfectly encapsulating the spirit of Big Hat

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

Thin blue line on fb got hacked so im having a great day so far

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruffboi-mags]

BETTE MIDLER????

[angstbotfic]

Bette Midler drags Trump like daily. 

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[unpretty]

[e-jotja-deactivated20200224]

let me cry for 2 minutes real quick, I’ll be a new bitch on the 3rd minute

[anneemay]

I love this song

[bricklebeary]

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

[yourkpopidolsucks]

In Korea you are literally REQUIRED to have a headshot with your application. Your physical appearance is a major vetting point in the interview. Applicants have literally been told to bleach their skin for jobs. Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

This is HUGE for them. Support them. Even if you love makeup, their beauty culture is TOXIC. Support this movement

[postmodernjpg]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: horseless chariot

[fishmech]

Paulus Blarticus

[nerosgundam-blog]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[missmagpiee-deactivated20250324]

[obviousplant]

Fashion Rats

[jaspell]

thank god because I just lost mine