good morrow, my liege
it is I, your humblest and most loyal of advisors with absolutely no designs on your throne or your power whatsoever. should you wish to know more about me, I invite you to read on.
allow me to introduce myself: I am but a humble advisor, among the most loyal and trusted of your palace staff. I live to serve, and always aim to put your best interests above all else in the face of even the greatest challenges. whether you take my advice is truly your prerogative.
you may address me as your dear advisor, your loyal advisor, your most trusted advisor, or whatever other honorific you see fit to bestow upon me. should you wish, you may address me as sir advisor or lady advisor.
I am a well-lived adult, and my accolades are long and storied: I have experience as an eligible young lady, a gentleman, a butler, a manservant, a lady-in-waiting, an ornamental hermit, a sworn knight, and a brief stint as a palace wizard.
some notes on my profession:
I am at your service for all of your royal rp needs. you may call upon me by messaging me directly, reblogging my personal missives, or tagging me. as this blog is a side blog, I shall always appear as anonymous in your ask box, but rest assured that I shall always sign my missives as your advisor, and reblog your answers to this blog.
while I am well versed in the world of courtly romance and scandal, I do not wish to participate in any such couplings myself, as I take the professionalism of my station quite seriously. I am not opposed to advising on such matters, but rest assured that I shall never be drawn into them myself. for you I serve the purpose of adding whimsy and intrigue to your royal affairs, and carrying out your will in the capacity of an advisor.
I shall always call you by your proper title, should you employ me in your court. you may request that I call you my liege, my lady, sire, madame, your majesty, your highness, or whatever else is appropriate.
any rumors you may have heard that state that I am an “evil advisor” are greatly exaggerated and not to be trusted.
fare well, my liege, and may our paths cross again soon.
















