Dutifully Serving His Royal Highness

The poison allegations are FALSE.

[the-scheming-eunuch]

It seems My Liege believes I need a checkup with the castle's healer. I believe I quite agree! With all the poisoning allegations, there's a chance that it is all a coverup for someone attempting to poison me.

[the-scheming-eunuch]

[wizardshark]

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Are they the same breed of evil or different? Because I've read that Scheming Poisoners and Warmongers don't get along very well, but Warmongers and Secret Theocrats surprisingly do.

[armoured-fantasies]

went to go write something down on my phone, and ????

thank you, me from 1:53 AM. zero recollection of writing this btw.

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[the-scheming-eunuch]

Of course it is safe for me to join Her Majesty in the baths. I mean, I have had what made me competition removed, haven't I? She feels safer with me... watching over her, rather any of those brutish, dominating guardsmen.

What? You say you heard my voice, calling out her title? Preposterous.

[greelin]

as one does

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[the-scheming-eunuch]

You're writing letters to the king, I am whispering in his ear. We are not the same.

[the-scheming-eunuch]

Perhaps my liege would like to purchase a little treat?

No, I am not saying this so that I might perhaps receive one as well! I am aghast at what you accuse me of!

[theender36]

Not my balls, not my court

-- Things you can say if you're a eunuch trying to avoid drama while visiting another kingdom OR a tennis player sitting this round out

[pomade]

a flock of eunuchs is actually called a conspiracy

[humbleadvisor]

compiling a selection of some of my favorite role models in the profession of royal advising

[the-scheming-eunuch]

All good selections, yes yes, they are quite inspiring. I would like to add on one of my own personal guiding figures, if I may be so bold:

He does well for himself, I believe.

[azure-again]

straight up scheming on it and by it well let's just say my liege.

[bisexualjeans]

my liege #myliege

[puddlewickdrive]

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love