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[isolaradiale]

sorry about that! i'd like to put hearts boxcars from homestuck/problem sleuth on hiatus, today is july 1st!

Noted; he’ll be placed on hiatus for you!

– ⋆ capella!

[wovensentinel]

@humongousbastard said: ↕ 8'7"

"...I'm 4'9" with the horns, just so the record has it. I simply didn't add them here to, ah... to make you feel better."

[humongousbastard]

웃☛

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE TO TELL YOURS WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD …

      웃 Abandon someone who relies on them

            as a part of the crew, totally yeah. almost always some kinda politician trying to get a foothold in midnight city who the crew drops once they stop being useful

      ☛ Blame their wrongdoings on someone else

            as a part of the crew yeah! he’s framed people or set them up before. he doesn’t do it for things he does independent of the crew though, he prefers to take credit for his achievements. like yeah, hearts boxcars singlehandedly demolished the casino on 6th street and theres not a goddamn thing you can do about it (because the police are being paid off by the midnight crew)

[humongousbastard]

❣

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE TO TELL YOURS WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD …

      ❣ Do something they promised a loved one they would never do

            everyone in the crew promised spades slick they wouldn’t touch his licorice scotty dogs (which is a candy) and one day after an argument boxcars cut one in half and left it on the counter. 

            uhh being serious though boxcars doesn’t make promises that he wouldn’t want to keep

[humongousbastard]

👁‍🗨 , 🖌 , 🆗

WHAT’S YOUR MUSE LIKE IN A DISCORD SERVER?

      👁‍🗨 -  Could they moderate in any servers?

            oh god absolutely not. he’d try to kick someone and then like accidentally mod them. he’d end up punching his monitor after five minutes and shattering it.

      🖌- Would they contribute art or writing to their servers or are they there to meme?

          hearts boxcars posts a single picture of what he’s up to a couple times a day and puts an absolutely incomprehensible caption with it. like it’s a blurry picture of his tv and the caption says “YOU SEEING THIS SHIT”

      🆗- Would they RP on Discord?

          i don’t think boxcars knows what rp is

[humongousbastard]

☎ Betray a friend for their own personal gain

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE TO TELL YOURS WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD …

      ☎ Betray a friend for their own personal gain

            “WHAT.

            FUCK NO.

            WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK A FRIEND IS. YER NOT JUST WORKIN AS ONE ASSHOLE ONCE YOU GOT A FRIEND YER FOUR ASSHOLES IN A TRENCHCOAT DOIN SHIT FER THE WHOLE CREW.”

[lcvelymemes]

» send me ↕ + your muse’s height

I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.

[horrificmemes]

Send a symbol for my muse to tell yours whether or not they would ...

♣ Tell a serious lie to someone they cared about ❤ Break someone’s heart ☁ Put a curse on someone who crossed them ♛ Hurt someone out of jealousy ❥ Be unfaithful to a lover ✖ Commit a crime because they were challenged to ▼ Try to scare or startle a friend/loved one ☹ Ruin someone’s day out of spite ™ Steal something precious from someone else ☠ Commit a murder in cold blood ♘ Kill in self defense ❦ Spread around someone else’s secret ✂ Threaten or terrify someone weaker than them ✦ Vandalize someone’s property ☎ Betray a friend for their own personal gain 웃 Abandon someone who relies on them ✿ Refuse someone’s kindness or affection ☢ Kill someone close to them for the greater good ☛ Blame their wrongdoings on someone else ☽ Become obsessed with someone they admire ☻Torment someone as a spirit after death  ❣ Do something they promised a loved one they would never do ▢ Lose their humanity and embrace a wicked side

[rp-meme-glaceon]

What’s Your Muse like in a Discord Server?

🔡- What’s their Discord Name(s)?

📳- Do they run their own server or simply participate in other people’s servers?

🔢- How many servers are they in?

👁‍🗨- Could they moderate in any servers?

🔆- How often would they use Discord?

👯- How many people have they added as friends? How many have they had to block?

💢- Would they get involved in server drama? How often?

🖌- Would they contribute art or writing to their servers or are they there to meme?

🆗- Would they RP on Discord?

❌- Could they ever get kicked or banned from a server? What for?

〽️- Do they prefer small servers or bigger ones?

[patiencethin]

@humongousbastard​ replied to your Post

“SO ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT OR WHAT” (JOKE RESPONSE PLEASE DONT COUNT)

yer next

[humongousbastard]

COME GET ME BIG BOY I’LL FRY YOU IN OIL

[humongousbastard]

closed starter for @wovensentinel

     Farmer’s market is shit today. Everybody’s crops got all fucked up with the disasters, and now there’s barely anything to buy except, like, handmade soaps and bath bombs.

     Good thing Boxcars loves both of those things. He’s got a full bag already, because he’s bought one of everything from each booth so far, and you bet your fucking ass he’s doing the same thing at the next stand. Support small businesses, Boxcars says. Even if that small business is selling honey and milk tea-scented soap, which is a combination of flavors he wouldn’t eat, let alone rub all over his carapace. Just drink it black, you FUCKING loser.

     On his journey to the stand full of promisingly floral-scented bath bombs though, Boxcars spots something. They’re like if the Gangly Menace (and god, he hopes that fucker has a HELL of a hangover, Boxcars is gonna need some specific surgeries after those stabbings) never went into the taffy stretcher, because this thing’s legs are proportional to their body. That said, they’re fucking puny. They’re also face-first on the ground, with crushed sodium bicarbonate spilled around them like pooling blood, hand covered in the dust of a slain bath bomb. They don’t got a rectange, either. 

     “WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD LUXURY BATH PRODUCT.” He pulls the would-be thief up by the horn and - fuck, alright, they’ve got a knife, he holds them away from his body, no more fucking holes in his carapace this month, please and motherfucking thank you, “THINK YER SOME KINDA THIEF HUH. YER SHIT AT IT.”

@wovensentinel

[humongousbastard]

     “WHAT. YEAH. THERE’S A THOUSAND RESTAURANTS AROUND HERE. NO IDEA WHAT KINDA POINT YER TRYNA MAKE.” Once she’s finished doing her shit, Boxcars starts walking in a Crustini’s kinda direction. Crustini’s, that’s some good shit - ain’t the best restaurant in town (that’s reserved for romantic outings), but it ain’t the desert either. They’ve got cannolis wide enough for his finger to fit through, and that’s a big fucking cannoli.

     Maybe it’s because Droog’s back in town, but Boxcars’s sense of direction’s gotten better. He’s got a pretty good vibe of which square he’s on and which square Crustini’s is on. He barely even gets lost at all on the way.

     Crustini’s is modest, sits in a strip mall. There’s a statue of a merry Italian chef out front, holding a fake plate of spaghetti. Boxcars throws his arms out wide.

     “THIS IS CRUSTINI’S. BEST LUNCH SPOT FER A CASUAL DAY OUT.”

[wovensentinel]

She looks up at him. He’s clearly never had the same struggles that come from living in Hallownest, based on his response. Even if he does look like a bug… He isn’t like her at all, is he?

“Whatever,” she mutters. “I paid for it, like you said. Let’s go.”

Crustini’s is… Well, she isn’t sure what she was expecting exactly, but this definitely isn’t it. Especially not the statue of the merry Italian chef greeting those who decide to spend their Dust here. Hornet could complain about so much about this place… but she’s still getting a free meal from this guy, so she holds her tongue. She follows him inside.

“I have to admit, I’ve never had…” What do you even call this kind of food? She’s never seen anything like it before. “…this style of food before. I’m curious to try it.”

[humongousbastard]

     “FANTASTIC FOOD. LIKE A PARTY ON YER MOUTHPARTS.” Boxcars opens the door, takes a seat without consulting a waiter (who looks nothing like the merry Italian chef) and gestures for Hornet to follow. Soon after, a basket of breadsticks and a saucer of olive oil and spices are set out on the table. Complimentary and all that.

     “SEE YOU KNOW HOW GOOD AN ITALIAN PLACE IS BY HOW THEY DO THEIR COMPLIMENTARY BREADSTICKS. YOU WANT ‘EM TO COME WARM, AND YOU WANT A LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHING WITH ‘EM. OLIVE OIL IS BEST BUT BUTTER- STOP SHOVIN’ EM IN YER PIEHOLE YER DOING IT ALL WRONG”

[leneemusing]

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention  [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine  [ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket  [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.  [ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning  [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair  [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair  [ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine  [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer  [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger  [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying  [ eat ]  for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine  [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance  [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine  [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap  [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring  [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually  [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support  [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm  [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand  [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did  [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine  [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap  [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down  [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away  [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare  [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation  [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury  [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine  [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger  [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine  [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[humongousbastard]

💭 + guns

     “YEAH YOU GOT A GUN FIGHT WITH YER GUYS THEN YOU GOTTA HAVE A GUN THAT’S WHY IT’S CALLED A GUN FIGHT. 

     YOU BRING A GUN TO A FISTFIGHT THOUGH. THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT. FUCKING COWARD. GONNA TWIST YOU AND YER GUN INTO A PRETZEL.”

[humongousbastard]

link!

[humongousbastard]

Make Your Muse Into A Terrarium!

tagged by: @lightbulbsavior​

[humongousbastard]

     “HEY.”

     “KEEP IT DOWN.”

     “SOME OF US GOT RADIO TO LISTEN TO.”

      [stomping on the floor]

[brittsmemes]

Send 💭 + a topic and my muse will tell you what they think about it.