this is how it feels when someone draws something for you

blake kathryn
h

No title available
One Nice Bug Per Day
đŞź

Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
The Bright Sessions
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
Color Me Curious
Not today Justin

bliss lane
â

tannertan36
almost home

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands
seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Greece

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from Argentina
seen from France

seen from Chile
@humongouspapercolor
this is how it feels when someone draws something for you
Sam keeps making earworms.
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
anyway at the hygienist today she was like 'make sure you finish the whole course of antibiotics' and im like yep đand then later on after she'd cleaned up the infection she's like 'with that and the antibiotics it should feel much better now' and I (not wanting her to worry that im in a lot of pain) am like oh the antibiotics already stopped the pain! and she's like 'okay but you NEED to take the rest of the antibiotics' and im like oh my god i am going to take all the antibiotics
I just got a really really good idea for a visual gag that unfortunately only works in an animated artistic medium that uses chowder style static textures for clothes. And now Iâm pissed off that I canât find a series of words to write a description of the gag that would have any chance of working as a joke because it requires too much setup and the punchline wouldnât be punchy in a text medium. (T ^ T)
[In a Chowder style cartoon world where clothing uses static background textures]
Character A: *Accidentally spills something on her shirt and it leaves a stain*
*Looks around to see if anyone noticed.*
*Takes a few steps to the side, moving along the static background texture causing the stain to âslideâ away and not be visible anymore*
[later in the episode, a completely different scene with completely different framing]
Character A: *Walks along with the rest of the cast across the screen into the same spot on the screen where she was when she spilled on her shirt. The stain was on the same spot in the background texture this whole time she just happened to avoid it throughout the episode til now. This causes the stain to âslideâ onto her shirt again, but shes further from the âcameraâ now so the stain covers way more of her shirt.*
Character B: *Points the stain out and laughs at her for managing to get such a huge stain on her clothes*
Character A: *Gets embarrassed and defensive saying itâs the shot compositionâs fault*
Character C: *Looks up and scolds the animator for not doing the castâs laundry between scenes*
Faceless animator from off screen: *Tries to make excuses about not having time and trying to meet the episode deadline*
Character C: *Crosses her arms and turns her head away, says sheâs disappointed in them*
Offscreen animatorâs giant hand: *Reluctantly grabs the static clothing texture and pulls it away*
Character A: *Her shirt clothing texture is replaced with blank white void. She gets embarrassed and tries to cover herself up as if she was naked*
[Cut to short live action sequence of the disembodied hand of the animator throwing the static texture cloth into the washing machine, adding stain remover and starting the machine.]
[Time passes. Cut to disembodied hand tapping its fingers impatiently right before the washing machine dings complete. The hand throws it in the dryer. Resumes tapping impatiently]
[Time Passes. Cut to disembodied hand seemingly being asleep, then the dryer dings waking them up. Hand takes texture out of the dryer. Starts bringing the texture back to the set.]
Character C, offscreen: *Shouts at the animator demanding they iron it too*
[Cut to disembodied hand frantically ironing the texture.]
[Cut back to animated scene with main cast still at the same scene. Character A is still embarrassed and trying to cover herself up. Character B is asleep and loudly cartoonishly snoring. Character C is looking up at where âthe animatorâ is, impatiently tapping her foot and scowling]
Disembodied Hand: *Frantically tries to put the texture back in place. Accidentally puts it on upside down.*
Character C, scowling: *Raises an eyebrow*
Disembodied hand: *Frantically rearranges the texture and finally gets it in place correctly*
Character C, eyebrow still raised: *Asks if theyâre forgetting something*
Disembodied hand, âstandingâ on the âgroundâ of the scene with its middle and ring finger posed as legs and its pointer and pinky as arms: *Goes into dogeza pose and desperately apologizes*
Character C: *Accepts apology, but gives a threatening warning not to let it happen again*
Disembodied hand: *âRunsâ offscreen frantically*
[The episode resumes as if nothing happened. This gag is never repeated and is never addressed for the rest of the showâs running]
i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"
Is it bad that I kinda wanna eat these things?
let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Once i had a teacher who was OBSESSED with
A) resource guarding
And
B) Harry Potter
So naturally, every time someone didnât have a pencil she would charge them 10 house points (which, even in schools where there is an actual house point system, probably doesnât fucking happen). She openly held the belief that she had to ascribe value to these precious writing implements or else no one would appreciate them, a concept evidenced by, i kid you not, how when homeless people are given houses for free they let them fall into disarray, because they didnât pay for the house and therefore didnât care about it. I, a pissed off 13 year old with a vendetta against power hungry teachers and also JK Rowling, brought a 100 pack of pencils to school so that whenever someone had to ask for one, instead of being charged a fictional currency and upsetting their fellow, deeply competitive students, i would just give them one. If the pencil didnât come from the teacher, she couldnât charge points for it.
This upset her. She couldnât assert her power over the 1st period Advanced 8th Grade Math Class anymore. For i, The Pencil Liberator, had come to put an end to her tyrannous behavior.
She told me to stop about 30 pencils in.
My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
"Oh, so its okay to write graffiti on 'fascist' property because they come from a different political viewpoint than you? What if a 'fascist' destroyed your property, would it be okay then??"
I mean... im constantly scrubbing slurs off of our pride stuff, and off of public property while being verbally harassed by homophobes in public so its kinda hard to look at this like I threw the first punch, you know?
Weird how much warhammer 40k has helped with my phobia� Unintended side effects of nurgle is just losing my stress induced symptoms??
Tw gross/ nausea below
not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.
Rocky thinking Grace literally said âI have to go and dieâ on one of their first interactions is so funny to me. Like imagine meeting an alien after almost half a century alone and then they go âah, bad timing, Iâm gonna go lay down and never get up. Nice meeting ya! :)â
The reason why I can't be trusted into any climate with reptiles larger than me is because if I encountered a baby alligator I would pocket it and run.
@corvidknights WAIT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE ADULTS DON'T KILL YOU ON SIGHT IF YOU GO NEAR THE BABIES??? I COULD HOLD ONE AND STILL GET TO KEEP ALL MY LIMBS??
Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that itâs the devilâs metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands
Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I donât care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often
Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread
Gets seen as crazy when I say Iâm distilling peppermint oil to banish the miasma but people start asking to have some real quick when the Black Death comes to town and I am unaffected due to my constantly minty fresh house repelling rodents and fleas alike
Youâre not at all worried about being labeled a witch and burned at the stake?
Witch burnings were very specifically a mid 1500s to mid 1600s phenomenon and I went back further than that so Iâm fine as long as I donât try to convince people that the earth revolves around the sun.
Youâve thought this out thoroughly and I appreciate that
one thing I can always respect about Roman's blog is that they put effort into his shit posts. Enough that they probably count as actual posts rather than shit posts.
Iâm a clown that enjoys throwing encyclopedias at people