Random Shit.

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[vodka-zamolodchikova]

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

[jerryterry]

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

[killin-the-machine]

You should all be detained ASAP

[meanplastic]

straight men when they’ve been waiting for their girlfriend outside of sephora for 52 seconds

[lovelyballetandmore]

[awfulbear]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[humor-trash]

LETS GET SPOOPY GUYS

[redsatinsheets]

[h0odrich]

me getting thru another day of not kms

[boogedyboogedyboo]

[breath-goes-in]

“hellroo” ???

[sculpturesix]

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

She haunts me in the best way possible

[drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog]

I think about this video all the time

[kindlysirwolf]

[criacow]

pearwaldorf:

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

[aprilkicsim]

[fionaostbyillustration]

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

it’s finally done, it’s finished, i never have to think about making this video again

(thank you to @fraxtil for turning this idea into a reality)

[tlitedklink]

Watched this at 2am and cried

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

someone sent me this on twitter last night. the cycle is complete

[octopussoir-]

[caughtinthelens]

im done

[higgsbr0son]

BYE

[bwsheaffer]

game over

[gingabulous]

everyone can go home, this wins everything

[blazingmorningstar-deactivated2]

When you go darksouls with your mates [Thepruld]

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

I don’t know anything about Dark Souls, but let me tell you..this sure as fuck didn’t help me to understand

[houshou]

why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

[french-boat-deactivated20181217]

look like what?

[houshou]

[suppyguppy]

[captainthundernuts]

you fucking leave reaper out of this

[suppyguppy]

[casualgabrielreyes]

[buzzfeed]

This Far-Right Tweet About “The Future That Liberals Want” Totally Backfired

[aurotoiras]

the day that people take /pol/ seriously is the beginning of the end times