emphasis on *micro* celebrity

Small small girl in a big big world 21 years old unusually small biology condemned to unsually large conciousness

[hungry-mama]

Brrrrng brrrrng brrrrng

hey baby thanks for picking up

.....?

yeah work was good

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no sorry im not on my way home yet the ants

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no yeah the ants are carrying me away to their nest again

...?

nnno i think theyre going to dissolve my insides with their venom and then feed me to their larvae

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babe can you please hurry i think I can see the ant hill

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please be careful its fire ants this time

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ok see you soon

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i love you too

Beeep

🙄🙄🙄

[hungry-mama]

425° fever because they thought I was a sprinkle and they baked me into the funfetti cake

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey me if I was a cobra

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[hungry-mama]

I took an asl class this summer

*signing* but no one can tell what i'm saying because i'm 2 jelly packets tall and my hands are the size of mustard seeds

i'm too fucking small

fmfl

[pjackkk]

living and breathing? is it true?

No I died badly

[hungry-mama]

It is true

[hungry-mama]

Please dont make fun of me 😢

[angelicguy]

"ive never been in a fight" cmon dude. not even with a big evil puppet?

[hungry-mama]

For a girl like me (7 edamame beans tall, .5.2 grams) all puppets are big and evil. 😶

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[hungry-mama]

Being two inches tall actually makes avoiding it pretty simple, I can easily spot mid to large size bacteria from down here..

That said PLEASE be careful not to rinse me down the drain when washing your lettuce the garbage disposal is cold, wet, and scary

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[hungry-mama]

I NEED my girlfriend to stop making these model kits. It makes walking around on her desk at night really scary 😖😡

[lunasorcery]

MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate

OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case

MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

[hungry-mama]

Another opportunity to highlight 2 inch tall icon Columbo! Watching his struggle with and recovery from being really really small was such an inspiration to me, and 4-5 other people (its a small community). Not to mention the value of a public figure being out as 3 peas tall and using their position to raise awareness for the community.

[lunasorcery]

MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate

OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case

MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

[hungry-mama]

Another opportunity to highlight 2 inch tall icon Columbo! Watching his struggle with and recovery from being really really small was such an inspiration to me, and 4-5 other people (its a small community). Not to mention the value of a public figure being out as 3 peas tall and using their position to raise awareness for the community.

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[hungry-mama]

This is actually raising awareness for a serious issue. If you do this to 2 inch tall sapphics PLEASE STOP!!! It has happened to me multiple times and if you've done this and didn't at least poke holes in the top you're a bad person. IDC if you're a lesbian there are better ways to flirt 🙄😡

[hungry-mama]

My life altering height-enhancing surgery has been postponed

Like a puppet emperor being coronated, my moment of greatest triumph has been transformed into the moment of absolute despair and helplessness.

But I carry on, going from 2 jelly packets tall to 3+ now on October 5th.

I feel devastated and defeated, but as always, small girls make do.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

[hungry-mama]

Me watching over my peas while the wife is away 😂😭😂