craze-o machine!

21 - increasing amounts of wood glue - i have stolen my pfp from cuppajj's youtube video "we need to talk about megatron's lips". i will not be changing it.

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

[verajustsaid]

!cursedoak

[wizardarchetypes]

[hungry-mama]

Brrrrng brrrrng brrrrng

hey baby thanks for picking up

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yeah work was good

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no sorry im not on my home yet the ants

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no yeah the ants are carrying me away to their nest again

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nnno i think theyre going to dissolve my insides with their venom and then feed me to their larvae

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babe can you please hurry i think I can see the ant hill

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please be careful its fire ants this time

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ok see you soon

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i love you too

Beeep

🙄🙄🙄

[depsidase]

[pmamtraveller]

Rejoicing Over Your Graces & Blessings Is Vindicating, by Huey Dynamite

[why-i-love-comics]

Superman #36 - "Prime Time" (2026)

written by Joshua Williamson art by Dan Mora & Alejandro Sanchez

[vintrkraka]

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

[vintrkraka]

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

[gynoidtalk]

idk

[lelsiemeyers]

mega woman & alto

this is a kinda rough & messy drawing for me but im never going to ever refine it further so. here is my brainchild

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[gouged-doll]

[michael-biscuits]

Yesterday was hard for me.

[hungry-mama]

Please dont make fun of me 😢

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[queer-as-city-folk]

Is it pretentious if you jack off to concepts more than you do to a guy being anally fucked

[queer-as-city-folk]

You won't be mocking me when AO3 shuts down and only I can survive off the joys of imagining becoming a bad person

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[griffonatrix]

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[michael-biscuits]

:( please dont do this to me man