Hungry Hungry Hufflepuffs

I like stuff. This is the stuff I like. Lauren • 26 • Atlanta

[thevolturidiaries]

Someone: Twilight sucks!

The twilight fandom:

[realisenothing]

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

[brunhiddensmusings]

its kind of funny how much of self-improvement is outsmarting yourself

[satyriconmp3]

[wunkolo]

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

[kaiayame]

“dinosaur eats man….. woman inherits the earth.” 🦕 | instagram

[alphacrone]

I’m not saying katara should have used bloodbending to restart zuko’s heart after the last angi kai to display that power itself is not inherently evil, how it is used is, in a direct parallel to azula using lightning to attack a bystander and causing zuko’s heart to stop in the first place, but I am saying that

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[theweirdwideweb]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[unexplained-events]

Scary Short Stories

Here are some of our favorite classic short horror stories. Feel free to suggest any of your own in the comments!

The Whole Town’s Sleeping by Ray Bradbury

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

A Good Man Is Hard To Find by Flannery O’ Connor

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allen Poe 

The Monkey’s Paw by W.W. Jacobs

Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? by Joyce Carol Oates

A Collapse of Horses by Brian Evenson

Premium Harmony by Stephen King

Since other King short stories are hard to find, here are a few favorite short stories/novellas if you can find them: Children of the Corn, Apt Pupil, The Body, Graveyard Shift, The Road Virus Heads North 

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The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas - Ursula K. Le Guin

Father, Son, and Holy Rabbit - Stephen Graham Jones

Menagerie, a Child’s Fable - Charles Johnson

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

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[ohitsrainingagain]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[castironjackelope]

Umute it

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A beautiful death

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throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[mandalorianmuffin]

2020 rlly said fuck your last lil crumb of serotonin im taking away jenna marbles too

[sasmilledge]

hermione from ‘harry potter’

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[diam0nade]

haven’t drawn Blupjeans in a while