Beeeeeee

[hollowkat13]

The Daily Life of a Scrap-Collecting God.

Some Xie Lian doodles while waiting for inspiration to strike.

[hunnybee612]

Currently recovering from the emotional trauma of wearing wet jeans

[humble-worm]

i am never over tgcf

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[saltsoaaa]

[hunnybee612]

My dentist appointment today was like:

Me: So my wisdom tooth broke out and it's hurting like hell, but I don't think it's infected... yet.

Dentist: It do be like that sometimes. Let me see... Oh, yeah. That looks like it hurts...

Me: Yep :)

Dentist: so it's probably best to take it out

Me: Thought so...

Dentist: ...

Me: ...

Dentist: ok, so that's gonna be 100 bucks for the appointment and take this and have it checked through X-ray.

Me: ok, bye.

[dagnyart]

The first kiss. Imagine a short moment between picking the flower and bringing it to his prince.

[lexazqqc]

and a little more from the old ~

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

your life is not an optimization problem

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

[dumbasscivilservant]

One must imagine Xie Lian happy

[frogonilds]

[frogonilds]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[khazaiargos]

[ilajue]

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

[ilajue]

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

[ilajue]

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

[ilajue]

i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys

[ilajue]

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

[ilajue]

pov i turn to you in between sets

[ilajue]

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

[ilajue]

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

[ilajue]

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

[ilajue]

pov you are my captive audience

[isopost-headquarters]

how is this not astronomically popular

[hunnybee612]

Power play where it's just you telling me to drink water because I forgor

[moonnogginn]

"That tight pair of black boots on a pair of long legs was a sight pleasing to the eyes, and it reminded Xie Lian of a different pair that walked with him at Mount Yujun."

[mikkeneko]

#imagine having legs so good an abstinent man clocks them twice - via @third-ascension

[miraiiart]