The Sophie Hunter Hype Report

The Hunter Hype Report is dedicated to footage of Sophie Hunter treating her husband Benedict Cumberbatch disrespectfully, and investigates the fraudulent claims she makes about her career and life.

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“Alternative facts” is Orwellian Newspeak.

Birtherism is a racist conspiracy theory.

Donald Trump peddles paranoia about Muslims.

The cops in America target African-Americans unfairly.

Benedict Cumberbatch’s kids are fake and his wife is a prostitute blackmailing him with fraudulent birth certificates.

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Peak white Tumblr: spinning Trumpish conspiracy theories about Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife and kid while the world burns. Then lazily reblogging social justice posts to make it look like you give a fuck about anything but your stupid celebrity snowflake obsessions. (You really don’t and you’re not fooling anyone but yourself.)

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This person is a BAMF!

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Peak white Tumblr: spinning Trumpish conspiracy theories about Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife and kid while the world burns. Then lazily reblogging social justice posts to make it look like you give a fuck about anything but your stupid celebrity snowflake obsessions. (You really don’t and you’re not fooling anyone but yourself.)

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I find it amusing no one has suggested Freeman and Abbington timed revealing they’d split up just before Sherlock begins to air, especially their characters are having relationship troubles in the new season.

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I’m going to write a fan fiction where after eight years of screaming the birth certificate is fake, gatorfisch becomes Benedict Cumberbatch’s son.

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fancypantsnomtime:

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I wouldn’t be surprised if the conspiracy theory types are reading into the sketch where he plays the professor about to marry a woman he doesn’t love.  

I thought the exact same thing last night!!!!

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I wouldn’t be surprised if the conspiracy theory types are reading into the sketch where he plays the professor about to marry a woman he doesn’t love.  

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SNL

Just watched the entire SNL episode.

I can’t compare this show to any other episodes because I’ve never watched it but Cumberbatch was hilarious and most of the skits were great. The funniest was the male stripper one by far. His lack of comedy skills showed in the game show segment, which was overall okay. Maybe it hit a little close to home because he was VERY funny in the stripper sketch. I was surprised he could be that funny.

I didn’t want to see him in his white undies though. Ew.

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I hope his career tanks. I really do. I can't believe how much good fortune this guy has had the last 2 years. It's about time that things go downhill for him. I really hope this is a turning point in his career and not for the better. From my lips to god's ears.

When people invest this much emotion into a complete stranger like a celebrity, or even into someone they know IRL, I don’t wonder what the celebrity did. I wonder what is so unfulfilling or disappointing or wrong with the person’s life they invest so much in a celebrity/any other person like this.

Over the past few months I’ve gotten over this. 

Don’t worry, I will still update from time to time especially when big things happen. 

Don’t worry, I still don’t like Hunter and I doubt there is much at this point to change my opinion on why she got with him and why she became pregnant no sooner than they began dating. BUT I feel more apathy than anything else at this point.

Part of that apathy allows me to see things increasingly clearer than before. Apathy, a lack of emotional reaction about something or someone, does that to you. I highly recommend it.  

So I bear him no ill will. I don’t even really think much of him as a person anymore, mostly to do with this. But I bear him no ill will because to do that that would say nothing about him but everything about me as a person.

People who do that are mostly the pillowhead crowd, laughing at every little hopeful interpretation of his career tanking, hanging onto every little BS blind item. What a miserable existence. That’s why they believe in the fake baby conspiracy theories. It goes hand in hand with them projecting why they’re unfulfilled in their own lives by spending each day on here continuing to talk about a fake baby, even after they’ve announced they’re having another kid.

Only bitter women who need professional assistance do this. I feel sad they have no one in their lives to take them aside and have a serious discussion about this. I’m guessing they mostly don’t tell people they know IRL what they do online. They’re only projecting their own life’s disappointments onto a celebrity who doesn’t care they exist.

Just because I don’t like Hunter and disappointed Cumberbatch’s life has turned out this way doesn’t mean I have to carry it with me. There are plenty of people in this world I can’t stand, people I’ve actually met, and I never think of them and I have little emotional reaction to them. I just shrug and pity them, then move on with my day. Does that make sense? 

I became friends with someone in London recently who is in with people who know her. I was thinking the other day, if I ever were introduced to her, I’d pretend I had no idea who she is. Partly to deflate the ego I know she has for marrying him and partly to come to my own conclusions about her with as little influence as I can from having followed this for so long. I would treat her like I’d treat any friend in common I’ve been introduced to. I wouldn’t trust her though and I wouldn’t help her career in any way if I figured out that was what she wanted LOL.

http://elitedaily.com/life/15-things-happy-people-dont-do/

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

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Originally posted by rosemaryishale

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So this is SBCHS’s other account. Being the genius she is she wanted to show nobody cares by proving she cares enough to seek out my blog and reblog this post.

Cunt.

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I hope his career tanks. I really do. I can't believe how much good fortune this guy has had the last 2 years. It's about time that things go downhill for him. I really hope this is a turning point in his career and not for the better. From my lips to god's ears.

When people invest this much emotion into a complete stranger like a celebrity, or even into someone they know IRL, I don’t wonder what the celebrity did. I wonder what is so unfulfilling or disappointing or wrong with the person’s life they invest so much in a celebrity/any other person like this.

Over the past few months I’ve gotten over this. 

Don’t worry, I will still update from time to time especially when big things happen. 

Don’t worry, I still don’t like Hunter and I doubt there is much at this point to change my opinion on why she got with him and why she became pregnant no sooner than they began dating. BUT I feel more apathy than anything else at this point.

Part of that apathy allows me to see things increasingly clearer than before. Apathy, a lack of emotional reaction about something or someone, does that to you. I highly recommend it.  

So I bear him no ill will. I don’t even really think much of him as a person anymore, mostly to do with this. But I bear him no ill will because to do that that would say nothing about him but everything about me as a person.

People who do that are mostly the pillowhead crowd, laughing at every little hopeful interpretation of his career tanking, hanging onto every little BS blind item. What a miserable existence. That’s why they believe in the fake baby conspiracy theories. It goes hand in hand with them projecting why they’re unfulfilled in their own lives by spending each day on here continuing to talk about a fake baby, even after they’ve announced they’re having another kid.

Only bitter women who need professional assistance do this. I feel sad they have no one in their lives to take them aside and have a serious discussion about this. I’m guessing they mostly don’t tell people they know IRL what they do online. They’re only projecting their own life’s disappointments onto a celebrity who doesn’t care they exist.

Just because I don’t like Hunter and disappointed Cumberbatch’s life has turned out this way doesn’t mean I have to carry it with me. There are plenty of people in this world I can’t stand, people I’ve actually met, and I never think of them and I have little emotional reaction to them. I just shrug and pity them, then move on with my day. Does that make sense? 

I became friends with someone in London recently who is in with people who know her. I was thinking the other day, if I ever were introduced to her, I’d pretend I had no idea who she is. Partly to deflate the ego I know she has for marrying him and partly to come to my own conclusions about her with as little influence as I can from having followed this for so long. I would treat her like I’d treat any friend in common I’ve been introduced to. I wouldn’t trust her though and I wouldn’t help her career in any way if I figured out that was what she wanted LOL.

http://elitedaily.com/life/15-things-happy-people-dont-do/

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

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haha!

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I hope his career tanks. I really do. I can't believe how much good fortune this guy has had the last 2 years. It's about time that things go downhill for him. I really hope this is a turning point in his career and not for the better. From my lips to god's ears.

When people invest this much emotion into a complete stranger like a celebrity, or even into someone they know IRL, I don’t wonder what the celebrity did. I wonder what is so unfulfilling or disappointing or wrong with the person’s life they invest so much in a celebrity/any other person like this.

Over the past few months I’ve gotten over this. 

Don’t worry, I will still update from time to time especially when big things happen. 

Don’t worry, I still don’t like Hunter and I doubt there is much at this point to change my opinion on why she got with him and why she became pregnant no sooner than they began dating. BUT I feel more apathy than anything else at this point.

Part of that apathy allows me to see things increasingly clearer than before. Apathy, a lack of emotional reaction about something or someone, does that to you. I highly recommend it.  

So I bear him no ill will. I don’t even really think much of him as a person anymore, mostly to do with this. But I bear him no ill will because to do that that would say nothing about him but everything about me as a person.

People who do that are mostly the pillowhead crowd, laughing at every little hopeful interpretation of his career tanking, hanging onto every little BS blind item. What a miserable existence. That’s why they believe in the fake baby conspiracy theories. It goes hand in hand with them projecting why they’re unfulfilled in their own lives by spending each day on here continuing to talk about a fake baby, even after they’ve announced they’re having another kid.

Only bitter women who need professional assistance do this. I feel sad they have no one in their lives to take them aside and have a serious discussion about this. I’m guessing they mostly don’t tell people they know IRL what they do online. They’re only projecting their own life’s disappointments onto a celebrity who doesn’t care they exist.

Just because I don’t like Hunter and disappointed Cumberbatch’s life has turned out this way doesn’t mean I have to carry it with me. There are plenty of people in this world I can’t stand, people I’ve actually met, and I never think of them and I have little emotional reaction to them. I just shrug and pity them, then move on with my day. Does that make sense? 

I became friends with someone in London recently who is in with people who know her. I was thinking the other day, if I ever were introduced to her, I’d pretend I had no idea who she is. Partly to deflate the ego I know she has for marrying him and partly to come to my own conclusions about her with as little influence as I can from having followed this for so long. I would treat her like I’d treat any friend in common I’ve been introduced to. I wouldn’t trust her though and I wouldn’t help her career in any way if I figured out that was what she wanted LOL.

http://elitedaily.com/life/15-things-happy-people-dont-do/

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I'm curious - what is the real story behind Brad Pitt making it? My Googling skills are woefully inadequate, apparently. I couldn't find anything.

Sorry for not replying to this sooner.He was the “pool cleaner” to a gay showbiz guy in LA. I think he was soap opera writer but don’t quote me on that. Pitt lived with him for a year and he was his fuckboy. He introduced Pitt to the book Interview with a Vampire, and Pitt didn’t think much of it LOL. He never hears from Pitt anymore and his part in his life is largely erased from Pitt’s life story. I’m sure they were fucking one another for their own reasons.

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Baby #2? I think most of us are done at this point. Bye, Cumby.

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Benedict Cumberbatch and wife Sophie Hunter 'expecting second child'

The 40-year-old actor, who plays the titular character in the latest Marvel Comics big screen outing, looked dapper in a dark blue velvet jacket with blue-gray pants. His wife was stunning in strapless black gown.

Your life to ruin mate (shrug)

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The US presidential election is like Season 4 of Sherlock if it was written and produced by pillowhead conspiracy theorists.

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Annie Leibovitz’s Work on ‘Women’ Is Never Done

The photographer returns to her most personal project with new subjects, a new touring exhibition and a new mentor: Gloria Steinem.

This is coming to Frankfurt and NYC. Hopefully you know who is not included along the likes of all those other women who’ve accomplished incredible things in their lives.

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LMAO he addressed this.

If you don’t want people thinking your wife is a PR stunt, don’t calculate every moment of your sudden engagement and wedding to benefit your Oscar campaign AND hide the fact she trapped you with a baby so she can get at your money.

ETA: I didn’t realise at first he mentioned the loony end of the skeptic spectrum and called them out as “delusional” “obsessed” people engaged in “stalking”. Good. It’s about time. Not that it’ll make a difference.