met a new kinda guy on twitter today

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met a new kinda guy on twitter today
wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*
mr. boombastic
this gets a burst of notes every friday
i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
today is the day
reblog the cherry pie to be ok
Money might not buy you happiness but it makes your misery much more comfortable
I just got paid today. I've been having a really bad month because all my money last month was pretty much straight out of my bank account due to not getting paid that much. Today I got a decent amount. Instead of buying random and useless things I decided to get some things that will help me. I got myself a monthly bus ticket so it worked out a lot cheaper so I was able to see my family more (i live outside the city by myself and don't drive), I bought what they call a goodybag for my phone to have unlimited everything (im currently homeless and having to live in a hostel with no WiFi so I needed to be able to contact people and have something to do), I got myself a brand new outfit which was cheap too so I could reinvent my look and I decided to treat myself to a cider and a meal at a local restaurant. I may not be much happier but I sure as hell feel more comfortable
Same energy
HOT TIP!!!
You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.
You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water
You know why people like tea? Flavored water
You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water
People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock
I am once again telling you to drink water
And to absolutely FUCK OFF if you’re going to be a dick on this post
I occasionally drink 2 litres of water a day. It makes me go to the toilet at lot but its an easy drink to have when you're really thirsty
HOT TIP!!!
You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.
You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water
You know why people like tea? Flavored water
You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water
People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock
I am once again telling you to drink water
And to absolutely FUCK OFF if you’re going to be a dick on this post
I occasionally drink 2 litres of water a day. It makes me go to the toilet at lot but its an easy drink to have when you're really thirsty
have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york
holy shit
girls night
chipotle deserved it
normalize being stupid in public. normalize just not knowing anything
wait post canceled i just remembered customers
i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team
stop letting your pet wizards roam free outside they destroy the biodiversity and ive had to lure 8 of them out of the public pool today with wizard snacks. they keep casting spells at my wizard and frightening him
i speak spanish let me translate: ?
my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
Bow down to your king
I can’t stop outdoing myself
Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right
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