Here For Harry

Bambi ♔Lleyton.19♔ Formerly swiss-wonder

[jortsboy]

[localstarboy]

You know you pissed the fuck off when you doing this shit 😂😂😂😂

[gif87a-com]

[stylesly]

#me

[1one-direction-is-our-infection]

[nialllookbook-archived]

Wimbledon day six - 7/2

[mitski-miyawakis]

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

[phdna]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

“be careful with mine, its vintage.”

[sunfortune]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[highlandvalley]

うちの子かわいい(確信) https://twitter.com/MeuMeu_CueRs/status/716239570791059457/video/1

[jayce]

GIVE❗️HIM❗️THE❗️FISH❗️❗️❗️

[mareya]

I’m the ripped holes in the background

[sstyles]

[versaceslut]

[hunrising]

Why are London Harry and LA Harry two different people?

[sashayed]

#TWINS #THERE ARE TWO OF THEM #like those videos of Eleanor secretly being 3 people ( @1didntsignupforthis )

I’m glad all you SHEEPLE are finally seeing the light about alleged “human being” Harry Styles. If you examine “Harry”’s birth certificate, you will find that “he” is, in fact, SIX PEOPLE. MANAGEMENT has been foisting them on us for years. Open your eyes. Learn with your brain. The six “HARRYS” are very easy to distinguish once you know what to look for.

HAROLD

The original “Harry Styles.” A harmless idiot. Died in 2012 from eating too many guavas. 

JEBWARD

A glamorous pajama magnate who owns AT LEAST three monogrammed juice carafes. Dictates his Tweets to an assistant. Wears his pants too long so no one will suspect he has somewhere between six and eight toes per foot. 

BART

A simple farmer. Was once bankrupt from buying too many riding mowers. Has several children that he birthed at home, in a bathtub, and named after famous trees of history.

FORTINBRAS

Shy and reclusive. Easily startled. Lives in the mountains, emerges only to climb in and out of cars (his true passion). Wears makeup and wigs to mask fact that he is only eight years old. MANAGEMENT, FREE THIS CHILD.

GARBO

Found in a jungle. Eats eucalyptus leaves. Preys sexually on older men. Speaks English only when fed lines phonetically. 

REPTOID

A Reptoid.

[hunrising]

KSKDLLSJANS WHAT IS THIS IM CRYING

[narrytitty-deactivated20160426]

FREE FORTINBRAS

[chonce]

i’m just wondering why we been stuck with jebward since 2014

[hojab]

how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet

[maddieonthings]

[timotheeschalamets]

[papi-lion]

i think it might be impossible to fuck up more than sam smith

[tententwentytwenty-deactivated2]

Today a man came in to buy collars for his 10 cats, and when I asked what kind of cats he had, he replied very seriously ‘They’re all supermodels.’

[tententwentytwenty-deactivated2]

I just cannot stop thinking about this man. Like, he was a reasonably attractive middle-aged guy in a clearly nice but dishevelled suit? And he just seemed to think that this was an entirely normal request? And he clearly cared about his cats after our (very) long conversation, he kept talking about how the council was doing nothing to stop some people in the neighbourhood trapping cats for dog bait and he was really mad about this and he needed to protect his cats, but again, I stress, this guy genuinely did not seem to think that anyone would find the number of TEN CATS a large number of cats. He was just like, super casual at the end, ‘oh yes, also, I will need ten, one for each of my ten cats’. And I was like, ‘that’s a lot of cats!’ and he just did not seem to think it was a lot of cats? Also he had like hundreds of dollars in cash, and was clearly happy to just drop a bunch of money on stuff for his ten cats. I want him to come back. I’m burning with curiousity. I may be in love.

[aspiritwind-blog]

AO3 Warning?

Since they like to warn us about adult content, why can’t they tell what time it is on our system and warn us anytime after midnight when we click on a 10k+ fic with:

[neon--diamonds]

Tentatively calling this If Wishes Were Fishes ‘cause I’m horrible at naming things. Anyway, here’s a comic about mermaid Harry.