SwawS

I have arrived for blorbos

[gayhoediaz]

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[pride-knightess]

More to follow, lovelies!

This is the year your knight became a paladin.

[pride-knightess]

omg yayyyyy

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[bumblebeebats]

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

[kt100]

theyre gonna 3d print a clone of me in this machine once i stand in there ^-^

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[dearausten]

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

[chilewithcarnage]

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[shiftythrifting]

Bought this one

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[gauntletqueen]

Wait what if you got a tattoo on your chest before going on E and then when you got boobs, the tattoo would get stretched?

[gauntletqueen]

EXACTLY

[miamaimania]

⦿ Not the kind of face you’d ask for directions

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[wizardpotions]

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

[agooodpuppydog]

[fjordojustice]

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

[sourcreammachine]

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