johnny storm consent hell 😔

i love books and comics and writing and art! platform decay was sooooo good guys. im being forced to watch ryan gosling movies and im attempting to gain enough encyclopedic knowledge of any given comic book character that I can confidently post an analysis of them

[sunflowerbuckleys]

Derek Hale's life sucks so bad. Imagine you're nineteen your entire family is dead and your continued survival hinges on working with two of the most annoying sixteen year olds you've ever met who won't stop framing you for murder

[hurterbots]

Can they invent a trans tape that is not itchy ☹️ son im dine

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[loyus-inception]

i just watched the nice guys and like ok come on partners in crime (stopping crime?? They commit a lot of crimes though) you’re killing me ones a big gruff serious sad guy and the other one is a stupid alcoholic silly sad guy and they have a daughter with spunk like hey man stop it and it’s the 70s and the second guy is High Key Horny the whole movie like my yaoi goggles were put non consensually on my head oh and they meet because one of them beats the other guy up yeah sure okay

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of finding joy in the journey

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[sooph-ee]

and another one, gosh this its so damn funny i'm never getting tired of doing these memes

[pbeeanjay]

fish out of water

[luxuki-1]

This was a deleted scene in the crossover episode (trust)

[wynter-witch]

is this anything at all

[hurterbots]

I think my true favorite type of character is shitty but self aware blonde man……interesting

[hawke-gosling]

He's my idiot tho

[subjectverb]

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

[onlysemisane]

holland march's wife absolutely agrees with this statement methinks 🙂‍↕️

[alleysap]

second nice guys request thank you so much @lordbaba this NEEDED to be made

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

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