Husku_u

Shapes and Colors Enthusiast Long time fan of being alive They/Them | Ey/Em 🍉 | Adult Emotional support singlet PFP by @sunsetwaffle345

[husku-u]

Never made a pinned post so fuck it we ball

I'm Husk/Bean! I use They/Them & Ey/Em

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No grasp on gender, a menagerie of Nurodiversity's, and a general childlike whimsy fuel this shitshow of a blog This is my main where i reblog stuff!

https://en.pronouns.page/@husku-u Don't post much original stuff but there's a bit, I reblog miscellaneous things Got a few side blogs

@shiny-trinket-box for posts or blogs I want to find easily or stuff I find useful

@bullying-lacroix-memes Got bored, thought it would be funny, I was right

@tld-screenshots-side-blog Self explanitory

@whump-supplies Where I reblog/sort whump art & prompts I like (will be under construction, i need to reformat it)

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[hjartasalt]

See him sweeties

[hjartasalt]

He's so sweeties!

[hjartasalt]

Now see him fabulous

[hjartasalt]

Now see him. In the dark.

[hjartasalt]

My pet comma/kidney bean/some sort of slug

[penny-anna]

genuinely the doctor used to be vegetarian & went back to eating meat at some point during the time war. the more you know!!

[penny-anna]

more specifically the Doctor was a meat eater and then had a run in w a group of aliens who wanted to eat humans and was so freaked out he stopped eating meat and then being vegetarian was continuously part of their characterisation (mostly in the EU) up until the ninth Doctor era bcos Russell T Davies consciously decided to walk it back

[penny-anna]

my personal feeling on this on a characterisation level is that there is a logic to the Doctor going vegetarian and then at some point during or post Time War going 'fuck it' and resuming eating meat. & i do also think the Doctor being a hypocrite w inconsistent morals is simply a part of their character.

[penny-anna]

which isn't to say i don't think they should make the Doctor vegetarian or vegan again, its just that while i was reminding myself what the canon situation is i found some people saying its out of character behaviour for the Doctor to eat meat and im like i see what you mean but unfortunately i think the Doctor just sucks

[superlucyjin]

Unfortunately they should now do anything except make the next Doctor vegan, or it'll make those pathetic losers at PETA think they actually did something

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[fierceawakening]

twink obliterated

[frontmansdefender]

Tag the ship that deserves this meet-cute

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

dont ask owl

[gingik]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[statictay]

[walks out of the movie theater soaked head to toe in blood] holy shit guys

[byjove]

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

[byjove]

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

[byjove]

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[fullmetalfisting]

The cashier at Whole Foods just treated me like the village idiot because he told me to “look for the three little lines” on the app and i was like “I’m not seeing a hamburger. I see meatballs. Is that it?” And he said “maam you are looking for Three Little Lines”

[fullmetalfisting]

For those unaware

[sizvideos]

Huge Electromagnetic Dancing Balls

Video

[chazton]

what.

[protom-lad]

THE ORB MIND AWAKENS

[thefuzzhead]

ITS A BALL PIT ELEMENTAL!

[uselessmagicspells]

Summon Ball Pit Elemental (7th-Level Conjuration): Calls to the caster’s side a primordial being of the Playplace Plane. This whirling mass of rubber balls will clumsily carry out the caster’s bidding for one hour.

At the end of this hour, roll a D10. On a 9 or higher, the caster receives an extra hour with the ball pit (elemental).

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[zombieyvalia]