"Not straight edge, just rather be sober."

I'm Laura, I'm 20, I live in the Seattle area and I listen to metal/hardcore music. I also don't know what the fuck I'm doing, ever.

[loganmartintran]

[bidoof]

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

[thechubbynerd]

My favorite part about this post is that it infers that there’s an alien suburban mom demographic.

[pugs]

[pastelligence]

[jpaddey]

[bvddhist]

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[rapunzelie]

My sister’s boyfriend is from Russia and he just graduated from college so his parents are visiting from Moscow and they speak very little English and I almost lost it today laughing because they absolutely loved my sister’s wiener dog like they were entirely amused by this dog and his dad was just sitting next to the wiener dog, admiring him, and softly saying in the thickest Russian accent “little dog….small dog….little dog”

[rapunzelie]

I’m delighted you all enjoyed this

[chiappettee]

[rapunzelie]

My sister’s boyfriend is from Russia and he just graduated from college so his parents are visiting from Moscow and they speak very little English and I almost lost it today laughing because they absolutely loved my sister’s wiener dog like they were entirely amused by this dog and his dad was just sitting next to the wiener dog, admiring him, and softly saying in the thickest Russian accent “little dog….small dog….little dog”

[rapunzelie]

I’m delighted you all enjoyed this

[blackfashion]

Shot by: @kofmotivation Model: @kreayt

[arte-art]

[yoursummerdreamz]

[sorrywroongperson]

[c-bassmeow]

I’m Trying to Lose Weight but Food is too Good and Stress is too High and Motivation is too low , a novel by me

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[thatattoozone-deactivated201710]

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

how do i get a gf

I dunno, stop trying I guess

[basedheisenberg]

Potato bartering.

1 potato= one date.

3 potato= three date

5 potato= anal

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

How much for three sheep

[discosherlock-deactivated202509]

gotta love hamlet