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they/them 18 hey :)

[hutaoscoffinsleeper]

prepare for the chaos.

hi. call me mars. if you follow me, be prepared to see all the random crap that comes across my dash. if i reblog it, you might like it if you follow me too.

anyways,

enjoy.

[catgurltreats]

Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it

Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time

Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it

Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you

Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart

Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots

Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?

Me: I think we both know just the guy

Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?

Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less

Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock

Me: Can I borrow another $10,000

[cryptotheism]

I made a two hour video essay about renaissance cartography and english magic

Also this is my face hi

[homunculus-argument]

Day 214/365 of listing something good I saw today:

I got the last blueberry haul of the summer today. I also still have white chocolate for baking. I am going to make A Concotion.

[fourletternani]

OwO

Please don't think this a demand, but will we get pics of this Concoction of Enhanced Summer's End?

[homunculus-argument]

Odds are it's going to look so sickening you're gonna regret requesting that.

[captain-price-returns]

>LARP for decades about "le satanic pedophile deep state"

>fantasize about overthrowing them

>stockpile massive amount of firearms

>LARP literally proven true, but does nothing because terrified of own police, let alone military

>LARP about fighting the PLA and Russians instead

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Digital horror illustrations by omegablackart on Instagram

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[hobo-rg]

context: these are not trash cans for pedestrians to throw their food wrappers and whatnot in, nyc already has plenty of those. these are trash transfer bins for buildings. up till now, the official procedure for the enormous volume of trash generated inside all of nyc's tall buildings was to package it in big black plastic trash bags and pile it on the sidewalk for the trash collection trucks to collect. people have been talking about installing collection dumpsters for decades and i guess mamdani's finally getting it done.

in case you're wondering why the hell anyone would object to not having stinky plastic trash bags piled high on the street at least twice a week every week, or to making the trash collectors' work go faster and be less dangerous, it's because the plastic trash bags get piled on the sidewalk and the bins, as you can see from the picture, will permanently occupy spaces formerly used as street parking.

yes, even in the most pedestrian-friendly city in the USA, where a substantial minority of residents have never learned to drive, car brain is still a hell of a drug.

[depsidase]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

You didn’t ask to be censored but I don’t think I’d wanna be held to things I said in anger. And I don’t think I’d want my visceral, raw grief to be connected to me, especially when it results in anger that could be misconstrued on tumblr dot com.

And there is a LOT of very good reason for anger right now, don’t get me wrong. Be that as it may, ‘fuck all government’ is a bad, unsustainable sentiment. We do NEED the government for reasons we’ve talked about.

Having said all that? I’m sorry, friend. I’m sorry your life was ruined this way. I’m sorry you were so badly hurt. I’m sorry for what you lost. It REALLY sucks that so many stupid, bad people are in charge right now and it REALLY sucks that what they’re doing has such harsh consequences for the rest of us.

All I can say is, don’t give into hate. I know how tempting it is, believe me I know. But please don’t give into hate. Hate got us into this mess in the first place, I promise more hate won’t get us out.

[byjove]

It’s kinda wild that every bottle of TheraBreath mouth wash recaps the story of the creator formulating it to cure his daughter’s bad breath. Which is sweet, it’s like the ‘the way men love’ post about trying to find solutions but on the other hand, imagine being the daughter and having everyone in the world know your breath was so stanky your dentist father had to embark on a journey of scientific discovery to combat it. At least with Dr. Bronner’s soap the ramblings are about how the product can be used and disjointed statements about the creator’s love for the world. The TheraBreath bottle is oversharing on that girl’s behalf in such a dad way.

[depsidase]

[geyfrog]

Women want me. Fish despise me. Even docile ones will attack me. I am not welcome in their holy places. Flowers don't care about me, but aggressive ones will attack me. I am not welcome in their holy places. Frogs-

[explodingsilver]

>Read anti-psychiatry post

>Go to OP's blog

>Half their top posts are about talking to the ghost of the Sandy Hook shooter

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[chips1977]

hogs blood is what makes a family a family

[joomeefemme]

happy friday everyone! 💜

[jessiewithaj]

i will reblog this every single time i see it. more art with curves, squishy thighs, stretch marks, and a tummy. i feel like 90% of the transfem OCs i see are rail-thin :S

[brytning]

When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.

[brytning]

The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.